So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[zetsuboned]

You said it was a she?

[ It's clear that Junko is a little interested as she clasps her hands together, sparkling as if there was no better thing in the world. ]

Hey, maybe you should tell me about this girl. C'moooon, Saya-chan, won't you tell me? Pretty please? I have a pretty huge fanbase, so I can't just pin something down just based on gender!

[ Although she may have a few guesses. Just a few. ] If they're a huge fan, I obviously have to find them so I can give her my signature, after all.

[mopocalypse]

Come on! She's even more dead than you, and definitely more dead than me! Besides, what are you even trying to do? You already took over the world and tried to do it again and blew up a country -- wait, was that technically you or not? You know, I have no idea, it's one of those things, and then instead of finding anything out you have to go around doing boring stuff and wasting time that would be better served collecting signatures for a glitter pen, and really, if you wanted to despair so much, I don't know why you'd go through all this trouble instead of just going to Taco Bell or something.

[zetsuboned]

I certainly don't recall blowing up a country, that's for sure. I mean I'm not really interested in taking over the world or repeating it or whatever kind of schtick you think I'm into, but you know what, I can share. I guess you can call it a "show and tell", but you see, I'm the type of girl that gets what she wants, and like you said, she's deader than me and deader than you, but this place doesn't exactly work under normal conventions, you know?

So just because someone's dead doesn't mean that I can't find them. [ And she will, at least, find out who this person is. At least, until she gets bored of that and then switches gears because she's so fickle. ] Besides, going to a fast food chain is kind of boring, don't you think? I mean people go there every day. It's nothing new. It's nothing special. And I'm not going to let myself gain some unnecessary weight on gross genetically modified foods.

[ Except she's a hypocrite, so. ]

[mopocalypse]

What, you mean you've got, like, a Ouija board or something? [Oh, sudden subject changes are her favourite thing, too!] I thought you liked things that you hated, though. Or you liked hating things? I don't know. This whole despair thing is confusing, confusing.

[zetsuboned]

Nope!

[ An almost immediate answer that she manages to say with a smile. ]

You got me down completely wrong, you know.

[mopocalypse]

Huh? [headtilt] Then you explain the whole despair thing. I get wanting someone else to despair because they've done something to you, or just because they're happy and you're not. But I don't get the rest of it.