So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[seventhprogenitor]

Fine, I'm happy you didn't name a bat after me.

[.......... oh bitch no Kitligula is turning around and smacking at Woowoo with her tail, fuck you--]

Ah-- Aligula, please, you're better than him! Don't let your fur get so ruffled~.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Ooohhhh you think you can take him, bitch, take this GUST!!! OF WIND!!! FROM HIS WINGS!!!!!! ]

Wh— Woowoo, noo, you'll mess up my hair! [ —OKAY NEVER MIND, DO NOT TAKE THE GUST OF WIND, TAKE... UH...

...HE'S JUST GONNA THROW HIMSELF AT KITLIGULA fuck you!! ] Grrrr—call your dumb cat off, Ferid! She started it!

[seventhprogenitor]

[KITLIGULA WILL BRING IT ON SHE'S ABOUT TO BE KILLIGULA BI-- WHOA WHOA NOW WHY ARE YOU TAKING HER OUT OF HER VANTAGE SPOT.] I believe it was your bat who spurned her affections first, darling friend of mine, but her temper is rather touchy. [... Much like the girl now being set on the ground so he can hold his Skitty better, petting her fluffed fur.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ Woowoo goes flyiiing WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE HE IS A FLYING TYPE, HE IS MEANT FOR THIS!!! HA. ]

Woowoo's just not into other monsters, that's all. [ She'll catch her partner in her arms and hug him~ he's so happy, look, he has his trainer back. ] Totally makes me wonder how he'll deal with a second friend... like, I totally want a bunch of these, you know? Especially all the ones Cilan told us about!

[ ......actually she is pretty sure woobat or something like that was one of the ones he put for her SHE LOVES IT!! ]

[seventhprogenitor]

I wouldn't plan to stay here for the long term, Aligula -- we need to tell Ginti that this is an issue, you realize. Reincarnation's package does not include keeping your memories and the fact is that there are plenty of people who have. And they all seem to find me somehow.

[WHO CARES ABOUT SOULMATES]

[innocentloveholic]

I'm not! I just want to collect a bunch of cute monsters! [ REALLY... ] They all find you because we're soulmates, dumb-dumb.

[ ................though, ]

How're we gonna tell Ginti about this anyway.

[seventhprogenitor]

[SOULMATES DONT EXIST.]

... I suppose we might have to die again.

[innocentloveholic]

[ BUT THEY DO. ]

...Let's hold off on that until we meet up with everyone we want to, okay? [ She's selfish and she knows it's totally gonna suck but— ] It'll be super nice.

[seventhprogenitor]

[BUT THEY DO NOT.] Alright, then. It isn't like Ginti can't handle himself without us anyway, though I'm sure he's missing us terribly~.

[innocentloveholic]

[ BUT THEY DO!!!! ]

He's missing me terribly. We totally threw a party when you left! [ No They Did Not. ]

[seventhprogenitor]

You both missed me that much, that you would throw a wake for me? I'm touched.

[sorry]

I'm sure it was rather lonely for you, though, being alone with that idiot of ours. Tell me, did he retain the lessons I've impressed on him in regards to dancing?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ......dancing........ ]

Dunno. We haven't danced. [ ...look she is just as bad as him at it, she's just way more enthusiastic about it. ] I think I'd get pissed off if he just looked at me the way he always does while we were doing it thouuuugh... And if we ever did it, you know?

[ there are tears in my eyes why am i playing this girl ]

[seventhprogenitor]

[i understand]

So you haven't bedded him yet?

[innocentloveholic]

I'll be on my third life before that happens. [ SIIIIIIIIGH. ] I'm like, totally betting that he's like Fernie when it comes to life's greatest tango. Understanding is there, wanting to do it is not.

[seventhprogenitor]

He wanted you, didn't he? Work hard at getting him to understand life's greatest pleasures come through physical intimacy and perhaps you'll find yourself making him vulnerable one day.

[he has such faith in her.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ALL OF YOU, ]

I'm a hard worker, not a miracle worker! [ THERE ARE LIMITS.

GRANTED, SHE WILL DO HER BEST TO SMASH THOSE, BUT WE MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THEY EXIST. ] I mean, duuuuh I'm gonna try, I don't want it to turn out like my last boyfriend... who I just never did it with because he didn't really do it for me...

[ ...so that's her own fault, sort of, BUT IF HE WAS HOT SHE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THIS ISSUE. ]

Okay, but seriously, can you even imagine it. [ ...she can and she's going to hug her woobat tighter. Be Still Her Beating Heart. ]

[seventhprogenitor]

If my heart could beat, then it'd be racing at the thought.

[... i mean, he's switching out aligula for himself, of course, and having power over ginti??? oh jeez. ohhhhh jeez.]

He'd look fantastic, if grumpy~. But to make that stern expression of his disappear? To cause him to look away in embarrassment and tense up under a new touch?

[ohhhhhh jeez.]

My, my my. That certainly sounds delicious, doesn't it?

[innocentloveholic]

[ THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. ]

You stop that right now! [ Stop!! stop!!!!! ] I'm the only one who can think about that stuff, okay?! He's my...

[ errrrrrrr ]

...arbiter! [ yeah that sounds good. ]

[seventhprogenitor]

[#nailedit, aligula]

I'm only describing the rewards you'll be obtaining if you manage it, darling Aligula~! You really should call him something that's nicer than arbiter, however; he isn't against nicknames, after all, and you could do with a dear or two.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...he's getting a smack, oh my gosh. ]

He won't marry me probably so "husband" is out of the picture. [ ...aligula is the type of person who wants to skip right to the happy ending of love, ofc she is. ] Lover is weird and totally reminds me of you, dear and darling are also, like, totally yours...

[ not that she hasn't used them with him, granted, but anyway. ]

...He's my dumb-dumb meanieface?

[seventhprogenitor]

[ah yes

the patented aligula smack]

I think he wouldn't expect anything less from you if you called him that, Aligula.

[innocentloveholic]

I wanna surprise him. [ ...that's not new! ] If he's gonna expect that, then I gotta do... not that.

[seventhprogenitor]

Call him your boyfriend.

[innocentloveholic]

Have you done that much with Isaac~?

[seventhprogenitor]

[................................]

We might as well be~?