So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[thedifferencebetween]

[So maybe Nisha doesn't need to know everything.]

Yeah, yeah. It...it was a hell of a bloodbath.

[Telling her she's dead is one thing, letting her know her own friggin deputy not only stepped aside and stayed out of the fight, he hadn't made any attempt at retribution....that's something else.]

I wish I could've gotten'em for you. But yeah, I'm doing okay. Been on a couple of dates, nothing serious, just a friends kinda thing. We aren't banging or a couple or anything. What the hell, Nish, ya went and broke me or something, I haven't banged anybody since you bit it.

[For him, that's romantic. He misses her so much he hasn't even pointed his dick anywhere else.]

[overtwohundred]

Hell, if it was as much a bloodbath as I'm thinking, at least I had fun.

[ ... She's still pissy about dying but she's attempting to look on the bright side? Uh. ]

As long as they aren't trying to jump your bones. [ Because that's her job. ] Gonna introduce me to 'em over those-- god, how do you deal with those crappy little devices? Anyway. Or do we have to go on a super fun trip to introduce myself?

[thedifferencebetween]

Nah, it's not like that. We don't even make out or anything, we just like going out on dates. You'd like her, she's spunky. Wasn't...uh, planning on introducing you two, but if ya really want....

[Mostly he's planning on hauling Nisha into the bedroom. Because of all that not-banging he was just talking about.]

Oh yeah, the 'gears. They're clunky as hell, but they've got the basic functions.

[overtwohundred]

She must be a hell of a woman.

[ Nisha doesn't even sound upset, because she isn't! Mostly she's impressed Jack found a ladyfriend to go on platonic dates with. She's actually pretty curious, but that'll come later. Probably. If they aren't too busy.

(They're gonna be pretty busy.) ]

God, this planet is bizarre. No guns. All these animals. Outdated tech. How'd you get used to it, babe?

[thedifferencebetween]

Lots of booze. Trippy berries. Got some stuff on some burners.... I mean this place is just ripe for the taking! There's no government, there's no armies, there's...there's nothing like that! There's just a really disorganized group devoted to stealing Pokemon, I'm...I'm gonna fix them.

[Team Rocket has potential! And numbers. But it's more of a mess than a Psycho's port-o-potty. But Jack'll fix it. There's some good core people. Plus that dirty kid and Cancer Bag.]

Anyway, I'm just making arrangements and getting some plans in motion. I miss strangling people, though. I strangled a friend of mine a couple of months ago when he pissed me off, but it was just a casual strangling. Wasn't the same.