So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[glaciates]

[Well, that's really terrible. He has no doubt that Ferid's telling the truth, but somehow he didn't think his departure would wreck Ferid that badly. In hindsight, that was also pretty stupid. Some things never change!!] I don't know yet. Probably. I feel like I can get my thoughts across a bit better when I don't have to say them. [talking is Difficult] ...But I'm sorry about that. I never wanted to hurt you, you know.

[seventhprogenitor]

[Oh believe, he understands just how difficult talking is now.]

I know. It's an unfortunate side-effect, that's all. Now, since we're well acquainted with our respective mistakes, do you mind telling me why there are a number of small icicles following you?

[glaciates]

...I think they've adopted me as one of their own. [Judging from all the chirping they're doing that is exactly the correct response.] Don't. Don't say anything. [LISTEN. HE KNOWS. HE IS FULLY AWARE OF HOW STUPID THIS IS.]

[seventhprogenitor]

Isaacle, is it now?

[DID YOU MISS HIM]

[glaciates]

[IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES] Why are you like this. [JUST LET HIM BURY HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS AND SLOWLY DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT]

[seventhprogenitor]

I think it's adorable you have so many children now~. Or maybe they consider you their child? Which is it, little ones -- one chirp for Papa Isaacle and two for child.

[HE MISSED THIS]

[glaciates]

[The icicles huddle around in a circle for a moment while they discuss this, which involves a lot of chirps and "berg"s before eventually they turn back to Ferid and Isaac and chirp. Twice.] Oh come on! You're just trying to humiliate me! [Two more chirps!!]

[seventhprogenitor]

I like your family. We have a lot in common.

[Kitligula gets to stay up there, because Ferid is kneeling down to invite the little things onto his arms. They can't be that heavy, right??]

My name is Ferid, and I'm your future son-in-law~! Do take good care of my hopeless love here, won't you? Though you'll be seeing a lot of me around now anyway~.

[glaciates]

Oh my god. [The icicles immediately come in for hugs!! EXCEPT THEY WEIGHT THREE HUNDRED POUNDS APIECE FERID I AM SO SORRY] You're also doing a great job at embarrassing me. [At least Kitligula is sparing him. At least there's that.]

[seventhprogenitor]

[YOU KNOW

HE IS GOING TO VERY GRACEFULLY JUST. BE ON HIS FACE. THE MAN HAS IMPROVED STRENGTH BUT IT ISNT LIKE HE CAN LIFT 300LBS.]

Ah-- you're all a little-- my, this is certainly something, isn't it?

[thank god he is pretty impossible to kill huh. Kitligula laughs in a very... Aligula way, hopping onto
Isaac's shoulder and batting at his hair. It is Her Turn to have attention.]

[glaciates]

[No wonder you named her after your bestie, she's basically Aligula in cute Pokémon form!! You can play with his hair but please don't scratch him...] Are you okay? [The icicles are still doing the chirping thing but they'll try to keep from killing you!! SO AT LEAST THERE'S THAT...] They don't really look that heavy, but I guess they're solid ice. [...DO THEY HAVE ORGANS??? HOW DO THEY LIVE]

[seventhprogenitor]

[ISN'T SHE JUST!!! she also thinks isaac is a solid 2 and has no attraction to him, absolutely wondering how her gorgeous trainer got saddled with this hunk of junk] I'm-- perfectly fine, thank you. I simply want to sit with your family now. Instead of standing. [... #nailedit, especially since he can struggle himself up ohhhhh they are so heavy?? what the hell are you made of. how are you alive??? where are your organs. what are your organs.] Why don't you join us, Isaac?

[glaciates]

[...good to know you're exactly like your namesake, Kitligula, damn. He'll sort of smile at that though, since Ferid seems to be okay?? Kind of? Oh my god. He'll carefully join Ferid and the icicles on the ground though, making sure Kitligula doesn't fall off during the descent.] I'm pretty sure they won't intentionally freeze you, but you might want to be careful anyway. [THEY ARE SOLID THREE FEET CHUNKS OF ICE seriously how do their organs work though??? this is confusing]

[seventhprogenitor]

[kitligula thanks u, mountainman. your careful descent is appreciated] Well, that would be a first if they did! I wonder if I could die again. You wouldn't let me try though, would you?

[glaciates]

Absolutely not. Freezing to death is one of the worst ways to go, you know. [...better or worse than being boiled alive?? jesus christ isaac you fucking disaster] C'mon, don't get depressing on me already. We're actually alive this time, right? [...right???? oh god you know he didn't really think about it until just now]

[seventhprogenitor]

Frankly speaking, I don't know. Do you feel alive?

[... BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HE HASN'T FELT THAT KIND OF ALIVE IN LITERALLY FOREVER?]

[glaciates]

I think so? I mean, I felt alive back there too, so uh... [oh my god] The quickest way to tell is to see if we'd bleed instead of being... doll-like. [OKAY]

[seventhprogenitor]

Shall I bite you and see? [HAS HIS TIME COME? WILL IT BE ACTUAL FLESH AND NOT FUCKING RESIN?]

[glaciates]

Do you want to risk it? I could just cut my arm open to check. [WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS YOU'RE SCARING THE BERGMITES]

[seventhprogenitor]

Isaac, if we are still dolls, I think two puncture spots will do less damage to you than a cut on your arm. You'll scare your little heavyweights with too much blood if we're alive anyway... and I may not be able to hold back if I see it spilled myself~.

[I'M SORRY]

[glaciates]

Oh, yeah, that does make more sense. I don't want you to get stuck with that taste in your mouth again, so hopefully we're not dolls. But sure, go ahead. [...After he picks Kitligula up and sits her on the ground, anyway. Sorry, honey. ALSO I'M SORRY TOO???? I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN]

[seventhprogenitor]

[... THIS IS SOMETHING FERID HAS BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW? AND NOW HE GETS TO DO IT. ADMITTEDLY NOT AT HIS FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE HUMAN LIFESPAN (WHEN THEY'RE DYING) BUT THAT'S FINE. He looks vaguely thrilled, hand tracing different spots to choose from -- wrist, arm, shoulder, neck -- before drawing back down and simply taking Isaac's hand again. Kitligula is Not here for this, she's going to pounce on the Bergmites.] If this works out, you're going to fully understand why vampires are taken as lovers. [mutual pleasure and etc anyway he's going to bite isaac's hand. chomp chomp, is it gross is it good]

[glaciates]

[LOOK AT THE POKÉMON BE CUTE AND INNOCENT OVER THERE oh my god why are we like this anyway this is the man who uses his own blood to attack teenagers (it made sense at the time) so he has zero problems with getting bitten. you'd think that would be a slight concern, even with a vampire boyfriend, but nah. he's totally fine. don't ask me how his blood tastes because i don't know, you're on your own for that one. judging from the way he lights up, this is very fun.] Oh, that's... Ahh. [...WELL HE UNDERSTANDS jesus christ are we going to have to take this to a musebox, i can't believe this]

[seventhprogenitor]

[BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID AND WE UNFORTUNATELY PLAY THEM ALSO it tastes like blood, jesus christ redd blood is goddamn blood!!! i don't care what romantic shit twilight puts out blood is blood. ferid will do his best not to take too much, even if an actual test of willpower after being dry for so long, but isaac might still feel light-headed when he finally forces himself away!!! like, from blood-loss. not just... the blissful part of it. ... i am going to ensure we don't have to move anything right now dammit BUT WE CAN DO THAT LATER. IF YOU WANT. Ferid's just ultra pleased and has blood on his mouth, hi.] You were so delicious, it was almost hard to stop~. I kind of want to drink you dry, Isaac.

[glaciates]

[WE DID THIS TO US BUT BOY AM I SORRY ABOUT IT wow, that does feel kind of nice? lightheadedness is usually not nice but he is absolutely fine with it since ferid's here!! also that's. kind of hot?? hmm, that's probably not the reaction he should be having. but w/e ferid's a vampire, he totally expected this so it's fiiiiiiine!!] Well, I kinda doubt either of us would really appreciate it. But uh, for what it's worth that was... really nice. I'm sure you've heard that before, probably in a lot prettier words too. [why couldn't lightheadedness rob him of his ability to speak, jfc]