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So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

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Did you...remember who you were while being an apparent four-year old?

yup
i still remembered everything that had happened post infancy but couldnt process it in any intelligible way
karkat had no idea what to do with me it was incredible

Oh gosh, well, I'm...glad you were able to go back to normal, I guess.
It must've been quite the odd experience.
Did you eat nothing but chicken nuggets?

[She is by no means 100% believing of this event but what better way to acclimate oneself than through jokes]

my adorable child wiles also netted us free pizza from a concerned citizen

I certainly hope you thanked them for that.

honestly idr
maybe katkat did

I will assume he did.

Have things particularly like that ever happened here before?

what do you mean
cause weird shenanigans are pretty much this worlds byword

I mean age shenanigans specifically, but I suppose weird stuff in general is good to know, too.
I hear about the moon thing mostly, but I've also heard of storm systems that flung sharks around? And I'm inclined to wonder just how far and deeply thsi rabbit hole of weridness goes.

i dont recall other age related horseshit specifically
i did hear people turned into furries for halloween last year
and there was goofy fuckery almost once a week for a while there
like suddenly jade and i had girly anime bubbles going on everywhere or everyone wanted to smooch one another
pretty sure its weirdness all the way down rabbits or no

Furries?
You don't mean the creepy internet kind, do you?
And...weird things happening every single week? Goodness, I guess I should count myself lucky it's all calmed down somewhat, hasn't it?

no i mean the kind that creepy people on the internet want to yiff with
and yeah like there were some months like that but they were all really minor and brief interludes into our otherwise peaceful pokelife
like three days tops but usually less than that

Oh gosh, ew. I'm glad I missed THAT kind of shenanigans.

Hmmm...
So do you think that a period like this is a calm before an oncoming storm?

i
dont really like to think of it like that
for the most part its really nice here you know and ive been here long enough that i wanna trust thats the norm
and then the weird shits just
temporary blips
that arent even really worth worrying about
you get me?

I suppose that's a better way to look at it.
Honestly, the more I hear about the strange things this place can throw at us, the more curious I get.
Whether that's to see them for myself or to uncover the source, I don't know, but I simply can't help but wonder.
Like you said, usually things are so nice! So why the additional weirdness?
As much as we're used to this sort of setting being a game, that can't be all there is to it.

because
dlc??
i honestly dont know
especially since our whole lives have been additional weirdness

DLC-
Oh! Downloadable Content!
That...hmmm.
That would still not explain much, but it is an attempt, at least.
And it does seem that from the very first instance of our lives, weirdness has been a repeated and frequent visitor.

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