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victory_road2016-11-28 09:24 pm
usedstockpile) wrote in victory_road2016-11-28 09:24 pm
[video| Viridian Forest Area]
[The video starts and Gil has set up a bit like a video-blog, as if he intends to make this slightly regular.]
Okay, so a couple of things. This weekend's a bit of a blur, but all I know is that I now have this awful fish and I can't get rid of him. Also, from what I've gathered digging in the Pokédex, he should've evolved ages ago with the way he just beats up local marine life. I need a Breeder or something to look at him, since I'm starting to think he's got a thorn in his metaphorical paw.
[The video pans to an enormous Magikarp in a small pond, its gold scales tinged with mud. There's a calm, but as the camera moves closer the fish goes ballistic and launches itself clean out of the water directly at Gil. The boy ducks casually, having done this a few dozen times now. There's a flash as Gil sucks the Magikarp back into his Pokéball]
As you can see, I can't get close to the thing without direct Pokéball intervention. I tried to Box him in Viridian City but he broke out of his ball and had a fit and almost broke a window.
[Then there's a sound like a giggling mew. A naughty little Purrloin peeks into the frame.] Right, I'm getting to you, Niya. Anybody know how to get a Purrloin to stop stealing? It's unbecoming of a cat.
Okay, so a couple of things. This weekend's a bit of a blur, but all I know is that I now have this awful fish and I can't get rid of him. Also, from what I've gathered digging in the Pokédex, he should've evolved ages ago with the way he just beats up local marine life. I need a Breeder or something to look at him, since I'm starting to think he's got a thorn in his metaphorical paw.
[The video pans to an enormous Magikarp in a small pond, its gold scales tinged with mud. There's a calm, but as the camera moves closer the fish goes ballistic and launches itself clean out of the water directly at Gil. The boy ducks casually, having done this a few dozen times now. There's a flash as Gil sucks the Magikarp back into his Pokéball]
As you can see, I can't get close to the thing without direct Pokéball intervention. I tried to Box him in Viridian City but he broke out of his ball and had a fit and almost broke a window.
[Then there's a sound like a giggling mew. A naughty little Purrloin peeks into the frame.] Right, I'm getting to you, Niya. Anybody know how to get a Purrloin to stop stealing? It's unbecoming of a cat.
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As far as I can tell it's just a "Shiny" Magikarp, which apparently look like solid gold for some reason. I imagine His Uselessness was the largest fish of the clutch and just grew comfortable bossing others around.
[A beat as he lets it back into the water. There's a grudging splash of water sent Gil's way.]
Because he's terrible. That or he ate a pile of Rare Candies.