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[hellaquin]

[Forward-dated to later in January, when the Snorunt are swarming.

Blitzo has been here for a bit. At first, he was too busy figuring everything out to come bitch and moan about the place on the network... Now the novelty has warn off, and here he is in all his Hot Topic-decked-out "glory," if you can call it that. He looks irritated and tired.]

It's been almost a week... And I'm starting to think this actually isn't some sort of fever dream. So what the fuck is going on, why am I here? Does anybody know how to leave?

[His ponyta leans in from off-camera and boops his nose against Blitzo's cheek. Despite his bad mood, Blitzo shows a little bit of a smile.]

Hang on. Daddy's complaining, Hellhorse. [That's right. Trainer? Nah. As far as Blitzo's concerned, this pokemon is his second child.] Gimme a minute...

Okay, I got one more question: What's with the little traffic cone guys? They're better than the creepy-ass clown... things, don't get me wrong, but it's like I can't go three fucking minutes without tripping over one.

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[crystalmaster]

[Radley winces. That'll probably give the guy some negative points with the Snorunts. Unless this batch decides to reward protectiveness towards his Pokemon or something. They're so finicky.]

So ... uh ... anything else we can help you with?

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[hellaquin]

Oh, right.

[Blitzo sighs.]

I mean, not much to help with, right? You said we're stuck here until we're not, so...

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[crystalmaster]

Yeah. I meant if you needed directions to someplace or anything like that.

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[hellaquin]

Ohhhhh.

Actually, I have no idea where I'm even going. And everywhere's been so fucking small-time, you know what I mean? Does this place have cities, or what?

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[crystalmaster]

Thankfully, yeah. I live in probably the biggest city around here, Goldenrod. Do you know what place you're closest to right now?

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[hellaquin]

Mmm, I left that Cherrygrove place a couple days ago, that help any? Just been grass and some trees since then, so...

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[crystalmaster]

Yeah, you should be coming to Violet City soon. From there, you can go North or South and eventually get to Goldenrod. I took the Northern route. The Southern one goes through Ilex Forest.

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[hellaquin]

Alright, got it. And, uh, good luck with the little traffic cones this year? I guess?

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[crystalmaster]

Thanks. Same to you.

[The Eevees call out greetings. Or Goodbyes. Or both.]