Pacifica Northwest (
nobell) wrote in
victory_road2016-12-14 11:50 pm
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[Anyone watching this post is immediately greeted by this young blonde girl quickly checking that everything is recording right, and then scoffing. Pacifica is wasting no time setting the tone here.]
Okay, so. I think the part where I ask what the heck is going is super obvious, so I won't even bother. I'm sure someone will give me an explanation for this. And it better be good! Seriously, I've dealt with enough crazy already, let's get this over with quickly and I won't have to sue anyone.
Now. On to other important matters. [There's a beat, then Pacifica taps against the gear, which you can't exactly see, but it's audible.] So is this like the latest model, or what? Don't get me wrong. Loving the color, I so approve. But if there's something better, I need to know right away so I can upgrade.
God, if it turns out this is like last year's model, it'll just be embarrassing. Can you even imagine? No, I'm going to take care of this potential disaster right now.
[Another pause. She glances at something off to the side, off-screen, before looking back.]
...Also, there's a little, like... tree ghost following me and it's making me super uncomfortable, what do I do about that? I kinda thought I was done with ghosts.
Okay, so. I think the part where I ask what the heck is going is super obvious, so I won't even bother. I'm sure someone will give me an explanation for this. And it better be good! Seriously, I've dealt with enough crazy already, let's get this over with quickly and I won't have to sue anyone.
Now. On to other important matters. [There's a beat, then Pacifica taps against the gear, which you can't exactly see, but it's audible.] So is this like the latest model, or what? Don't get me wrong. Loving the color, I so approve. But if there's something better, I need to know right away so I can upgrade.
God, if it turns out this is like last year's model, it'll just be embarrassing. Can you even imagine? No, I'm going to take care of this potential disaster right now.
[Another pause. She glances at something off to the side, off-screen, before looking back.]
...Also, there's a little, like... tree ghost following me and it's making me super uncomfortable, what do I do about that? I kinda thought I was done with ghosts.

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Aw c'mon give it a chance! Only ghosts I ever met weren't out to kill... well, not anyone that didn't deserve it.
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[Dude, do not even try this with her, wow.]
Okay, so. How about you get chased by a lumberjack ghost and watch everyone around you get turned into wood, and then get back to me?
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[And that's only partly because a small army of them nearly killed him with tiny armaments!]
But like it or not, the little guy's your only protection against other wild animals and all the bigger towns are at least three days away.
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[The camera's only briefly on Asgore, before he turns it to look at a Phantump. It's floating near the carpet and drawing on a piece of paper.]
They are called Phantump! Even though they are ghost types, the stump they carry is actually still growing! Is that not fascinating?
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So it's not like... haunting me or something?
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[Oh boy, weirdo alert.]
Ugh, why does everyone only care about the ghost?
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Welcome to the land of Pokemon! Which is what that little ghost guy is. Not exactly a ghost, but a type of native animal. The animals and people coexist and work together and everybody has a special Pokemon they get when they first come here.
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[Almost. Not completely. But hey, she'll take this place over the state Gravity Falls was in not so long ago.]
That's... That's really weird. Like I cannot express just how weird that is? What do these things even do?
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Pacifica?
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...Wait, Dipper? You're here too? [Okay, she didn't see this coming. Except...] Oh my god. I knew it. This is another one of those weird Gravity Falls things, isn't it? So of course you're here.
[Hey, it would make sense.]
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So you haven't seen anyone use newer looking ones, right?
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Sweetie, I'm sure you've gotten a ton of explanations already about where you are and what's happening, so...how about you just ask me what you still want to know?
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Okay, wait, here's something. How am I supposed to pay for anything here?
[A pretty practical, reasonable concern, to be fair.]
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A tree ghost. That's pathetic! That's-- [The woman broke off to guffaw, pounding her hand against her knee.] Next thing you know there will be key ghosts and... [Snort.] Tree ghost.
[All the while, Hawke's own ghost pokemon, a pair of swords and a more spirit-esque creature look on. If it was possible for Pokemon to look unamused, the two were sporting such a look.]
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Whoa, Pacifica? You're here too?
[Seriously, why are so many people from Gravity Falls here??]
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So you've seriously been here a while? Dipper mentioned that.
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The little tree dude's probably your partner. ...Unless it's trying to attack you, in which case you should probably get off the 'Gear an' find your actual partner so it can fight that thing. They're like those little virtual pets that were super popular like fifteen years ago, only real and spittin' fire and stuff. ...That was probably before your time.
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[There's a muffled "thuuuump..." coming from off-screen and oh dear. Pacifica quickly turns her attention to that for a moment.]
Whoa, hey, I'm not saying you're lame, I just... Uuuugh, nevermind!
[She's... gonna need some time to figure out how to be a good trainer.]
Anyway. You're, uh... dang it... ...Something that starts with an S. I'll memorize it eventually.