FILE 3 | [video] Enemy Human used Attract!

[gainedlove]

[Among a flood of similar broadcasts on the 'Gear is one from a small, familiar face. Frisk beams at the camera, carefully adjusting where they've set it up before hopping back with a giggle. Siting beside them is a shiny Sylveon looking perhaps not perfectly groomed but certainly happy and chirpy enough to still be quite charming.]

Hi, everybody, 'n Happy Valentines!! Um, I hope ev'rybody's got someone nice t' spend today with, even if you're not kissin' them! A-an', um, I want you all t' know that even if you don't--

[Here Frisk giggles and winks to the camera, miming a pistol shot with their fingers.]

You all must be Magnemites, 'cuz I'm attracted t' you!!

[The effect is broken by a fit of giggles out of Frisk, and the Sylveon bounds over to nose at the 'Gear before it turns off.]

Comments

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[toothaches]

_{[Aww, well that's sweet! He bets plenty of people could do with an uplifting message like that. Playing along, Maurice fakes being flustered and covers his face with one hand.]}

Well gosh!

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[gainedlove]

[OH NO HE'S EMBARRASSED THAT'S SO CUTE!!!]

No, don't hide! Everybody's gotta see how handsome you are!

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[toothaches]

Nooo-o-o-o!

_{[He can't help laughing through his act.]}

My hair's not even gelled, don't look at me! I'm a monster!

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[gainedlove]

That makes you even cuter! Monsters are th' best!

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[veggie_vamp]

Awww, that was so cute!

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[gainedlove]

Not as cute as you! You look like a valentine all th' way through!

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[veggie_vamp]

[Giggling!]

Aren't you sweet! If you were in my school, all of my ghoulfriends would eat you up!

[... hopefully not literally.]

[Video]

[better2do]

[Asriel breaks out into such a giggle fit that he's still giggling when he turns on the video to make a response. He's also surrounded by many pieces of construction paper with wobbly hearts and Pokemon footprints traced on all over them.]

Uh-oh! My Pokemon've got some tough competition!

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[gainedlove]

[Frisk's giggles are still going when they answer Asriel, striking a pose that would make Mettaton proud...probably.]

I'm th' best at flirtin' there is! Got me through the whooooooole Underground! No one can beat me!

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[better2do]

[GOD YEAH HE REMEMBERS WATCHING AS FLOWEY...creepy little flower, he was. Back then he was kind of disgusted with it, but also very confused. Now he's just happy he gets to be part of Frisk's masterful flirting experience, too.]

Ahah, well, they can't flirt, but they gave me a lot of Valentines, see? [He gestures to the pictures.] I think Pie drew most of 'em, they're a little sticky.

[TEXT]

[drubbings]

1S TH1S WH4T TH1S HOLID4Y 1S?
K1SS1NG 4ND B4D PUNS?

[TEXT]

[gainedlove]

and hugging and spending time with people you like and eating lots and lots of candy!!!
and you can get flowers and stuff too but the candys the important part

[TEXT]

[drubbings]

P4SS
SOUNDS TOO P4L3 4ND 1 DO NOT H4V3 A MO1R41L SO TH4T WOULD B3 1ND3C3NT

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[shiro2hero]

... okay, what's a magnemite?

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[gainedlove]

It's a Pokemon! They look like--um, hang on--

[Frisk puts down the 'Gear for a moment, and there's some shuffling and scribbling off-screen before they come back with a quick and very crude drawing of a Magnemite.]

They're like this, see? 'N they're 'lectric 'cuz they got magnets on!

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[shiro2hero]

[Don't worry, he'll hang on. Patiently.]

[And then grin. That's really cute. Holy crap.]

That's really cute. Maybe I should get one of those.

[coolskeleton_95]

YOUR FLIRTING PROWESS NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE, FRISK!

[gainedlove]

Hehehe! I'm th' best at flirting! I find th' friendzone every time!

[coolskeleton_95]

OF WHICH I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE! WHY, YOU COULD EVEN START A SCHOOL OF FLIRTING IF YOU WANTED!

[islandshore]

[...Pardon Riku's snickering over here. Something about a kid dropping pickup lines is just plain precious.]

Wow. That... that was amazing.

I'm gonna have to think up something equally cheesy now.

[gainedlove]

[Hey, laughter means they're cheering him up! A win all around!]

Ehehe! I can chip in with a suggestion!!

[Get it? Chips, cheese? ...ah, they try at least.]

[islandshore]

Hmm... Well, I'd hate to see a dip in quality.

[He could leave it at that, but-]

I mean, you've already creamed me with two puns in a row.

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[charcoalfeather]

[...Pfff. Hehe...]

How... shocking?

[Rakka no]

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[gainedlove]

[Rakka yes]

Ehe! I'm jus' buzzin' with love!

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[charcoalfeather]

Ehehe.... It's certainly making you charged up.