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[anexcitableboy]

[It's that time of year again. And with no outside help, Jimmy's gotta try and scare himself up a Valentine all on his own.]

Hey! So. Valentine's Day.

Any ladies out there lonely and looking for a date tonight? 'Cause I've got an open dance card and I can treat you to a real great night. I'm in Goldenrod, but I can travel anywhere in Johto. I'm in my twenties, got a job, got my own house.... I'm a catch! And I'm just kicking around my big empty house all alone.

Be my Valentine?

[Maybe this year will be the year...]

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[garbagechild]

<sub>[Thank god it's the semiferal abomination he's talking to and not a child who would have any idea what's really being said. Despite the questionable cards he'd obliviously played during that Pokemon Cards Against Humanity game at the Rocket HQ last week, Wrath really has no idea what the implications of Jimmy's poly-amorous adventures are.]

[Because you know what? Running around outside with a bunch of people at once sounds great!]

[He continues to tilt his head, until Jimmy's well-meaning but misguided life lesson delivery comes to an end.]

[Then, after thoughtfully ruminating on it a bit, he speaks his piece.]</sub>

Well, I do like to run around.

But I guess I'll make sure not to go too fast if I am friends with a girl who can't keep up.

Unless we're playing tag, in which case I play to win.

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[anexcitableboy]

Oh, uh, I meant...

Okay. So, a girlfriend isn't just a friend that's a girl. A girlfriend is a girl you like in a different way than you like your other friends. You go on dates and do special stuff together. When a guy and a girl decide to be boyfriend and girlfriend, that means they're agreeing that there's certain stuff they'll only do with each other. And 'running around on a girlfriend' means...well...cheating on her. Doing that stuff you promised to do just with her with other girls.

And that ain't okay.

[Jimmy has no idea if he's Wrath-ified that explanation enough, but it's not like he needs to grasp the complexities of romantic relationships.]

Yeah, that's pretty good advice. If you're playing tag, play to win.

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[garbagechild]

Well, yes, I know about that.

But as long as you only give the winged insect to one girl, playing with others is okay, right? I already know cheating at games is bad.

_{[... Not that it stops him from doing it when he can get away with it, but HEY]}

[Video]

[anexcitableboy]

....Okay, yeah. [This works, Jimmy can put it on Wrath's level now.]

So what I was doing? That was like giving a bug to four different girls! At the same time! I was cheating at girls. I shouldna done it, and I ain't proud of it, and I ain't gonna do it again.

[Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[He's getting the hang of it!]

[Wrath seems to consider this.]</sub>

... I think I understand.

_{[Who knew winged insects were SUCH a valued commodity to humans! :T]}