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-- Red! Hey!

[Haunter is carrying the 'gear, apparently. Following diligently after its trainer like some shaky-cam show cameraman. Haunter's claws are visible around the edges of the camera frame. While they both chase a Torracat through the tall grass just outside Goldenrod.]

[A Torracat who is engaging in epic battle with a Nidoran♀.]

Seriously!? Get --

[They don't get there in time. The battle ends, with Torracat victorious. And... a flash of light. Which clears to reveal...]

[Incineroar.]

... back... here...

[Silence. Except for, you know, Incineroar bellowing in glee. Shiro just. Slowly looks over at the camera. With the camera turning to look at him in return.]

Okay then. That happened.

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[Awwww yeah, there is some quality content on the network today! The screen is filled with another Incineroar face, grinning wide and roaring back happily. Hello, new giant wrestler cat! Welcome to the giant wrestler cat club!]

Hey!

[The newly evolved muscle cat is bounding over to wrestle the camera away from Haunter.]

[Hello fellow Incineroar! Please ignore the sound of a mortally offended Haunter and Shiro.]

[Oh, he's ignoring it, all right. Just like he's ignoring the sounds of his own trainer in the background, yelling and trying to get his communicator back. Puny human is too small for muscle cat, though!]

[Polo's eyes widen when he gets a better look at the other Incineroar. Is that... is that a lady muscle cat? The only muscle cats he knows are himself and his brother! He didn't know his species came in the lady variety!]

[He is not very smart.]

[He is, however, very good at flexing his muscles and showing off for the camera. Let him just shove it back into his trainer's hands and then strike a pose. Behold his majesty, beautiful lady muscle cat!]

Oh gods...

[A sigh, but Jean doesn't move the camera to show himself yet. Let the cat have his fun.]

Um... that's a pretty nice Incineroar you've got there, whoever you are.

[Lady muscle cat... just kind of... responds like a human lady when faced with a suddenly flexing male of the species. Staring at the other Incineroar, tilting her head. What are you even doing sir?]

[.... because her muscles are better!! Behold her flexing!]

[She puts enough into it that she drops the camera, thus allowing Haunter to scoop it up for everyone's benefit.]

I'm going take a while guess here, and say they're all pretty much like this.

[Oh hell yes, someone who understands! Polo roars in delight and starts flexing all the harder. It's a muscle cat showdown!]

[Now that both the Incineroars are having fun, Jean relaxes a little, and sounds pretty cheerful when he answers.]

Oh yeah, they do this all the time. My friend has one too, and they show off to each other every day.

[Polo twitches his tail at hearing this; wouldn't you too, good sir, if you had biceps like this?]

You don't have a Machoke, do you? They love competing with Machokes.

[She roars back, doing a series of rapid-fire poses. She's determined to win this showdown against this Incineroar she's never even met.]

[... while Haunter and Shiro look at the camera like they're on the Office.]

You guys must not get a lot of sleep, if they're always this loud.

And, no. I haven't even seen one yet.

[His own Incineroar just looks smug. She'd kick its ass if she ever saw one.]

[But they've met through the camera! That means they're friends now, and friends don't let friends flex alone! Muscle cat logic!]

No, the silliness usually dies down after awhile. I think Polo's excited right now because he's never seen another Incineroar that wasn't his brother.

[And a lady! Don't forget that this is a lady muscle cat!]

I hope you've got something big on your team, then, or the Incineroar is going to want to wrestle with you.

[As both Polo and Magellan do whenever Krieg visits.]

[... Very well! She will accept this logic. And also keep on flexing but still. Principle of the thing and all that.]

Do they really like each other that much? She's never seemed to care all that much about finding another Litten... or Torracat.

[Then again, none of the others really seemed that into it either.]

I've got him. Think that'll work?

[He nods over his shoulder, where the bulk of his Aggron is flopped into a patch of sand. Idly rolling and ignoring the flexing muscle cat.]

Magellan and Polo do. But we got their eggs at the same time, and they hatched on the same day, so they've spent their whole lives together. They're basically brothers.

[Polo and Magellan didn't develop their love for flexing and posing until they evolved to Incineroars, but they've always had a friendly competition going between them. Maybe it's just from being raised side by side.]

That'll work great!

[Jean admires the giant, craggy beast, who doesn't seem to care in the slightest about the gun show going on around him.]

What is that, anyway? I haven't seen one like that before.

So you're with Armin? Or is there another Incineroar named after an explorer around here?

[He doubts that's the case, but oh well. A little teasing never hurt.]

[He glances over at the Aggron too, smiling a bit. Of course Kuro doesn't care about the gun show. A nap is more important. He's too much like his trainer to worry about muscles and flexing.]

He's an Aggron -- named him Kuro. [Because this guy is a terrible nicknamer.] I've had him since I got here.

No, Armin is my friend from home.

[Oh yeah, that's right, the Incineroars are named after explorers. Jean forgets that sometimes. At some point, he should probably learn what this Polo guy's first name was, but eh, that can wait for another day.]

He looks pretty tough. [Not at the moment, certainly, but he looks like he could be tough, if properly motivated.] Was he your starter?

Yeah? Good -- I'm glad he's got people he knows here. He seems like he could use it.

[Even if Armin seems like he could also take care of himself. That's a separate thing there.]

[He nods -- to both statement and question.] He can be, when we're in a battle. And yeah, he was. Still the best guy to have at your side.

Nah, Armin can take care of himself, especially with all the giant Pokemon he's been collecting.

It's funny, isn't it, how someone manages to choose the exact right Pokemon to be our starters? Mine was one of the more uncommon Pokemon, but he's great. He's exactly what I needed.

That's true -- he does seem to attract the big ones, huh?

Which one did you end up with?

He sure does. We're eventually heading back to the Sevii Islands so he can get his whale out again.

I had a Voltorb. Those are the ones that look like Pokeballs but are alive and full of electricity. Want to see him?

He showed me that one once. I'm still impressed.

... Nah. Nah, I'm good. Krieg showed me already.

You saw Spark Ball?

[Oh, what's that? Did someone mention Electrodes? Blitz is just going to come charging over and bump into Jean's legs, buzzing and crackling with excitement.]

This is Blitz. He helped rescue Spark Ball.

[Sorry, Shiro, you get to see another Electrode, this one noticeably smaller than Krieg's and glowering up at Jean's communicator.]

[ ... ]

[Shiro @ God: why this?]

He's... uh. That doesn't hurt? Him crackling up against you like that?

Huh? No, he's not shocking me. He could, but he's being nice right now and not.

[Would Shiro like a shocking demonstration? Blitz lets some electricity crackle invitingly over his surface; he can shock Jean if Shiro wants to see it!]

So... it's more like static?

[NO DON'T SHOCK THE BOY. He actively grimaces at the silent suggestion.]

Yeah, more like that. It doesn't hurt.

[BUT IT COULD! Is Shiro sure he doesn't want a demonstration?]

Spark Ball shocks Krieg all the time because it makes him laugh. And also because Spark Ball is kind of a dick.

Good to know. Just in case one of those guys ends up in my lineup.

[HE IS VERY SURE THANK YOU.]

... why am I not even remotely surprised being electrocuted just makes Krieg laugh?

I still have a couple that I rescued from Team Rocket, if you want one.

[Do you, Shiro? DO YOU?]

They work it out. I don't think Spark Ball would have been happy with anyone else as his trainer.

Nah. I'm good. We're good.

[Really good.]

Krieg's a special kind of guy, huh?

Just let me know if you change your mind.

[Behind Jean, Blitz visibly rolls his eyes at Shiro before rolling away. Fine then, he can see where he's not appreciated! Screw you, good sir, and your anti-Electrode prejudice!]

He really is. He's one of the first friends I made here.

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