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shiro2hero) wrote in
victory_road2017-06-24 09:18 pm
video || action for Goldenrod
-- Red! Hey!
[Haunter is carrying the 'gear, apparently. Following diligently after its trainer like some shaky-cam show cameraman. Haunter's claws are visible around the edges of the camera frame. While they both chase a Torracat through the tall grass just outside Goldenrod.]
[A Torracat who is engaging in epic battle with a Nidoran♀.]
Seriously!? Get --
[They don't get there in time. The battle ends, with Torracat victorious. And... a flash of light. Which clears to reveal...]
[Incineroar.]
... back... here...
[Silence. Except for, you know, Incineroar bellowing in glee. Shiro just. Slowly looks over at the camera. With the camera turning to look at him in return.]
Okay then. That happened.
[Haunter is carrying the 'gear, apparently. Following diligently after its trainer like some shaky-cam show cameraman. Haunter's claws are visible around the edges of the camera frame. While they both chase a Torracat through the tall grass just outside Goldenrod.]
[A Torracat who is engaging in epic battle with a Nidoran♀.]
Seriously!? Get --
[They don't get there in time. The battle ends, with Torracat victorious. And... a flash of light. Which clears to reveal...]
[Incineroar.]
... back... here...
[Silence. Except for, you know, Incineroar bellowing in glee. Shiro just. Slowly looks over at the camera. With the camera turning to look at him in return.]
Okay then. That happened.

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[The newly evolved muscle cat is bounding over to wrestle the camera away from Haunter.]
[Hello fellow Incineroar! Please ignore the sound of a mortally offended Haunter and Shiro.]
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[Polo's eyes widen when he gets a better look at the other Incineroar. Is that... is that a lady muscle cat? The only muscle cats he knows are himself and his brother! He didn't know his species came in the lady variety!]
[He is not very smart.]
[He is, however, very good at flexing his muscles and showing off for the camera. Let him just shove it back into his trainer's hands and then strike a pose. Behold his majesty, beautiful lady muscle cat!]
Oh gods...
[A sigh, but Jean doesn't move the camera to show himself yet. Let the cat have his fun.]
Um... that's a pretty nice Incineroar you've got there, whoever you are.
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[.... because her muscles are better!! Behold her flexing!]
[She puts enough into it that she drops the camera, thus allowing Haunter to scoop it up for everyone's benefit.]
I'm going take a while guess here, and say they're all pretty much like this.
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There also might just be the noise of a small trainer trying to get his gear back but lets ignore that. Welcome to the club, buddy.]
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Put it down!
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One day, though. One day.
Also please ignore the cries of 'Magellan, no'. His trainer is good, but very uncool.]
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[And toss it back to the ever-beleaguered Shiro.]
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So, I guess I'm not the only one dealing with this.
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Video -- mission accomplished
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Pfmnahahahaha! CONGRATS TO THE BEEFY MUSCLE CAT!!
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I'll tell her you said that.
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Why so down, Charlie Brown?
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I'm just a little surprised. That's all. Wasn't expecting her to suddenly... do that.
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Congratulations!
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Yeah. Thanks. I think.
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That was impressive.
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[So says the ragged-looking dorito-shaped guy watching his Incineroar pose for the camera. While Haunter darts around her, protesting in vain.]
[He just sighs.]
Sorry -- did we disturb anything?
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[He glances up at a few terrified Sentrets chattering in the trees.]
I'd be lying if I said no, but it's fine. May I?
[He lifts his own camera, shooting the Haunter an apologetic glance.]
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Yeah she really is. I guess it's a species thing.
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Some of her Phantump are, understandably, scared of this large 4x damage dealing creature and flit back behind her with wails. The ones that don't retreat look...still fairly frightened but more so out of surprise.]
Shiro, have I ever told you that you seem to attract mishap like the Dickens? [Also if that's what Yoru ultimately turns into, she's getting an Everstone. Botan cannot fit another large fire breather in her home.] Congratulations on your...professional wrestler, I think.
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[To flop on top of her. Pinning her.]
[Shiro just. Can't even comment. Except to drag a hand over his face.]
No, but I think I knew, by this point. [Deep breaths.] Yeah. Thanks. Sorry about scaring your little guys.
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[Look there's even some little giggles at Kuro's dispatching of Tiger Mask-san.]
I haven't seen that one yet, who's your friend? I assume its name probably isn't "Tiger Mask" despite what I'm thinking.
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You're probably too young to know about that one.
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