3rd Match // [video]

[fuelthefire]

[It's Krieg Time again - this video brought to you directly by the man himself, rather than his Combusken. The video shows his masked face and not much else, visible eye narrowed thoughtfully.

He's just in need of a few quick opinions, today.]

Mnh...Which mask should I wear to the Bloody Harvest?

[...He means Halloween.]

This one?

[Her jerks his chin upward briefly and raps a knuckle against the mask covering his face to indicate which one he means (as if it isn't obvious)]

Or this one?

[The video shakes a bit as he holds up the gift he received from Athena and places it atop the mask he's already wearing. It's flesh-colored, looks like it's made out of some kind of thin silicon, and a little battered around the edges. At one time it had two eyes, but there's now a somewhat jagged hole where the left one had been which allows Krieg to see through. The synth-skin's features are kind of mushy and blurry pressed against the Psycho mask.

Basically it looks uncannily like he's wearing someone's face on top of his mask.

Help a guy out, y/n?]

Comments

[11121_assumption]

[ Walter knows that eye. ]

What is the 'Bloody Harvest'? If it involves a mess, then you should wear the one you do not mind getting ruined. [ Sounds like one of the occasions the Order would come up with in lieu of holidays, which were never good times for Walter. And from his experiences, he knows blood is very hard to get out of anything. ]

[fuelthefire]

[Hello, Walter!]

The Bloody Harvest!

[He repeats, as if that explains everything. Which. It doesn't.]

Pumpkins and zombies and skeletons and candy and costumes!

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[bloodisthicker]

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Just... stick with that first one, I think.

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[fuelthefire]

I wear this one all the time, though.

[Krieg, maybe you should have thought of that before making this senseless survey video...]

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[zoomied]

Where'd you get that other one, big guy?

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[fuelthefire]

Mnahahaha! It was a present from Shield Lady!

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[thedifferencebetween]

[Oh hell no.]

[No. No, no, no. It's bad enough that he hadn't known what happened to his mask, he couldn't even try and fix it. It's bad enough he's forced to go bare-faced, though thanks to Manaka he hasn't had to venture out in public.]

[But now...not only does friggin Krieg of all people have the damn thing...it's now public knowledge that he's without it. These are two very upsetting things for Handsome Jack. He's seething. He knows he should just let it go, but letting things go is a skill Jack lost long ago, if he'd ever had it.]

Oh, laugh it up, shit for brains.

Laugh while you can.

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[fuelthefire]

[Oh, there's Jack. Krieg kind of figured he'd turn up sooner or later.

For once, Jack, he's going to do exactly as you ask.

Just this once. Because it's a special occasion. You're welcome.]

PfffmnnahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[shiro2hero]

... Please don't use the second one.

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[fuelthefire]

Why not?

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[agent3]

[A girl with blue twintails and goggles considers the question very seriously, a pensive look on her face. On one hand, that first mask is super cool. On the other, the second mask is so creepy and weird that it does make her skin crawl, but the guy seems pretty adamant about showing it off.]

What's a Bloody Harvest?

[...Yeah she's gonna need some context before she can make up her mind. Also, what even is blood?]

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[fuelthefire]

Fall festival! Time for pumpkins and candy and scary costumes!

[And boy oh boy, does Krieg have the scariest costume this year.]

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[thatwasours]

Depends if you can do the impression to go with it.

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[fuelthefire]

[Okay, that? That makes him laugh.]

Mnahahahahahah!

[But when he calms down enough to talk again, he tilts his head a little and draws his face away from the 'Gear. When he speaks again, all of the growl has left his voice and he's pitched it higher in a rough approximation of Jack's.]

Sure thing, Cupcake! Did'ja know I'm so rich I have a pony made of diamonds? It pukes rainbows and poops guns!

[fuelthefire]

Mnghn....No? You can do what you want.

[And Krieg wants to take the piss out of Jack, so...that's what he's doing.]

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[moneylogues]

[Okay, wow, that's... super weird. What even.]

Well, if you're going for seriously fucking creepy and disturbing, then I think you have a winner with number two there, buddy.

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[fuelthefire]

[Yup. And that's just the tip of the Krieg iceberg.]

Pfmnahahah! It's like a skin pizza, but it doesn't stink!

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[veggie_vamp]

... Hey, have I seen that second one somewhere before?

[laura honey...]

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[fuelthefire]

I dunno. Have you?

[He asks, while leaning reeeeeally close to the device. Take a good look at this wrinkly mess of synth-skin on his mask, Laura. You can take a minute if you need to, he doesn't mind.]

[coolskeleton_95]

WOWIE! THAT SECOND ONE LOOKS REALLY REAL! ALSO REALLY FAMILIAR!

[fuelthefire]

[Aww, yeah, this guy gets it!]

Mnahahaha! It's pretty good, huh?

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[notvaljean]

[That is gross. So, so gross.]

Whichever one you choose, can I wear the other one?

[Jean wants to be a part of it.]

never resist!!

[fuelthefire]

[Oh, hey there, explosion buddy!]

Mnahaha! This one should be washed in acid before putting it on your face.

[He peels off the synth-skin mask as he talks and flaps it at the 'Gear to indicate which one he means.]

[yellowbellied]

Bloody... Harvest?! W-what's that?! [Hunk is only slightly (read: very) alarmed.]

[fuelthefire]

Holiday! Time for scary costumes and free candy!