Apr. 27th, 2018 11:07 am

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[Jack's voice is very tight and very low. The clenching of his jaw is practically audible. He's struggling hard to keep control of himself, but it's not easy. Because he's been going through his daily routine, doing all those things Handsome Jack does, and today...something isn't quite right. Something important.]

[Something that has Jack focusing on one thing and one thing only.]



Why can't I get through to my daughter's 'gear?

[As if he doesn't know. As if he hasn't seen dozens of these updates himself. But still. This is him, this stuff doesn't happen to him. Things are always different for him!]
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POKEMON PROM


Time to get your party on! After a wave of Pidgey-delivered invitations swept across Johto and Kanto alike, the day has finally arrived!

Sevii is stunning this time of year, when the temperatures are merely warm instead of scorching like they are midsummer, and the April showers have all blown up north to douse the main peninsula for awhile. And to be quite frank, as Resort Gorgeous comes glimmering up on the horizon with palm trees swaying in the breeze and the faint, musical honks of Wingull drifting overhead, it's clear that it deserves its name.

Lady Selphy herself greets everyone departing the ferries, offering detailed maps of the resort and schedules boasting the many activities and services available. Meanwhile, a small army of smartly-dressed staff will happily direct everyone with luggage to get all set up in the tents along the beach.

As soon as that's taken care of?

Well, what's everybody waiting for?

Go forth and have yourself a tropical little vacation!

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Mar. 7th, 2018 04:27 pm

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[The feed opens on an extremely well groomed Debutante cut Furfrou sitting in front of a literal dog bed. As in, a four poster canopy bed that is dog sized. The Furfrou herself is wearing a fancy faux diamond studded collar with a heart pendant, has painted toes, and an un-traditionally long tail for the particular style. The tail has been braided. It's difficult to tell, but she may be wearing fake eyelashes.]

[The 'gear shifts, and there's Handsome Jack's grinning, masked face.]


Her name is Taylor Swift and she's perfect.

Next one of those contest things that comes around? Y'all better watch out for this bitch.
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[Quite frankly, Botan is way too embarrassed to show her face for the post. She tries typing something long, then something medium, then all that comes out for a moment is:]

HELP.

[>deleted message]

Sorry, Botan here--what I meant to write was I need some help.

Er.

Not quite sure how to phrase this, though. I have one breeder-specific question and one general question.

Do we have a Breeders Union? For trading around and borrowing Pokemon and such. If not, we should, I know there's a lot more of us around than before.

And in general, anybody out there interested in looking at some Pokemon up for adoption? I've been trying to hang onto these for my friends for
[...] a bit, but I can't quite handle it anymore. I don't have the space and I don't do much traveling or battling, so I'm not serving them well enough as a trainer.

[FILE ATTCH: pokemom.txt]

Don't mind their levels, I really couldn't care less if you're some master trainer or not, as long as you're ready and willing to care for a displaced Pokemon.

[...]

That's all, thanks
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[It's hard to hear anything when the video comes on because thunderstorm. The rain's coming down pretty hard, the wind's causing the trees to bend this way and that and the sky is rumbling pretty much constantly as the storm rages. Lightning blasts across the sky more frequently than is probably normal and the reason is pretty obvious.

Standing on a small hill ahead of the cameraman is a group of four Electabuzz that seem to be having the time of their lives.

The video continues for a few seconds more before it cuts off and the user switches to text.]


Are they trying to summon something? Should I be worried?

[Look, he knows they aren't trying to call upon anything--hopefully--but it's really strange to see Pokemon grouped together like that.

Really strange.]


Hoards of electric types are not what I wanted to see during a storm.
Feb. 26th, 2018 01:42 pm

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man u know what?
i realized i've been here for 4 months and i dont have a single badge
wtf is up with that
what have i been doing with my life?
"chloe all you've been doing is shitposting for 4 months"
hey shut the fuck up.
point is i'm acknowledging that fact now.

so: a few questions for you fuckos

as someone who's been casually battling the randos out there in the grass, do u think this whitney chick is gonna be much trouble
because i'm in goldenrod and i don't feel like teleporting all the way back to the bird dude.
that's too much effort.

second Q: what's ur favorite gym and why

and now you're probably thinking, "an entire post by chloe price without a meme???" well don't worry
i got you

cut for shitpost )
Feb. 12th, 2018 03:33 pm

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Aw crap, it's Valentine's Day this week, isn't it? Guess I gotta haul my ass to the store...

So how many of the roving, ever-fluctuating-in-numbers band of kids that's in and out of my house expects something? 'Cause I don't wanna deal with anybody whining that 'hey, Poppa Jack, how come you didn't send me some novelty candy and a stupid card but everybody else got one?!?!' or any of that bullshit. And there's too friggin many of you to just text you each or whatever.

[Also Jack has kind of lost track at this point, the core handful keeps absorbing more teenagers and bringing them home.]

And it should probably go without saying, but just in case...don't bug me on the holiday, I'm gonna be busy. I know there's a lot of sad, lonely sacks around but I ain't one of'em.

Oh, another thing, very important: I hate vanilla. Don't get me stuff that's vanilla flavored. It's the comatose old person of flavors, it's boring and pointless and smells vaguely medicinal. I thought I'd made this very clear a while ago, but I guess some folks missed the memo.

Anyway, let me know if you expect me to send you shit or you're not getting anything, 'cause I'm not doing holiday shopping twice. I'm a busy guy.
Dec. 2nd, 2017 06:12 pm

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[inserted is a picture of an absolutely precious Bidoof, rolled over on his back, looking very happy to be photographed.]

okay so i don't really know a ton about these things and i don't really care either. he just got in the way while i was TRYING to catch something useful

because fuck me i guess

but i'm guessing they're not secretly badass because just fucking look at it. come on.

now i can't decide what to name it. i could name it locus, in honor of my partner (who keeps not showing up here. like an asshole.) or i could name it tucker. in honor of someone he has so very much in common with. like how competent and useful they are.

it's a real dilemma

option number three is i don't even pretend to give a shit and just don't bother at all, i'm always open to that
Nov. 21st, 2017 08:59 am

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[The screen flips on and at first all that can be seen is the up close face of a chuckling Trubbish. But the view slowly pans as the 'gear is turned, showing a...well, campsite. Of sorts. One of the tents is ridiculously elaborate and big. There are lounge chairs in front of it. And a fancy portable stove. It shouldn't be too surprising when the screen lands on Handsome Jack, standing at the edge of the campsite, his hands cupped around his mouth.]

D.B! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! DOOM BONER! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!

[It's not terribly interesting, as far as unknown Pokemon recordings go, and certainly not anything that explains why the Trubbish was chuckling darkly at the start of the feed.]

[Until...what's that sound? That thunderous, advancing sound, like a giant wild Pokemon crashing through the woods at high speed. What the hell did Jack piss off with his yelling? Whatever it is, he clearly hears it, because his hands fall away and he takes a step back from the treeline.]


Okay...gonna assume that thing I hear ate you, so....

[A moment later it erupts from the trees. A massive shape of darkness, the only clear impression at first is size, something huge with teeth and horns and it's leaping....]

OH SHIT! HEY! SOMEBODY.... OH, NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T YOU....

[And Jack is down. He's flat on his back underneath the alarming bulk of the fattest Houndoom that had has ever graced the Network. It's wobbling flesh bugles out around its bones, which are strained and stretched as it is with its girth. Its horns are uneven, one curving up and back as it ought and the other...sort of drooping over to the side like a floppy ear. It's eyes seem to move independently of one another. It's tongue is lolling out of its ever-open mouth, currently employed in licking Jack's face all over. The amount of drool and slobber is impressive.]

[Doom Boner is all grown up.]
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[The video feed has a momentary flurry of activity as Hans realises what angle he needs to hold it on to show his face. There's a blur of clothing and an unimpressed Mudbray before it finally settles on Hans' face.

Momentarily he's a little bewildered, then he smiles.]


Just curious- how do people decide what to name their Pokémon? I know a lot of people have themes- what made you pick them? Does anyone choose not to name them?

[He's mostly just using this as a way to figure out what kind of Pokémon everyone has along with what sort of worlds they're from (he may never get used to that), but a part of him is genuinely curious.]

I've kind of been going with a fruit theme, myself. My horse back home was called Sitron. [His laugh is sheepish.] Where I'm from, it means lemon. Here, I have my mudbray- He's called Æble- which means apple. Then there's my houndour, I don't think he appreciates his name very much. It's Jordbær- it means strawberry! I think he was hoping for something more fearsome.

[Hans chuckles to himself.] I'd be really interested to hear all of your reasons behind your names. We all come from such different worlds, I think it's a funny way to bring our culture here.

[There's a substantial pause before he adds.] Oh! And my name is Hans, of course. But that has nothing to do with fruit.

action: goldenrod city area
[There's a two week delay on wandering for Hans, for reasons he won't discuss. He's dressed as casually as he can stand and he's taking the time to gather his bearings and learn a little more about where he is. He has his Mudbray out of his ball, because he's trying to better acquaint himself with it as well.

It's not going great.

Hans and his Mudbray seem to have conflicting ideas about what direction to walk in, what to look at and whether to walk at all or just stand still and eat dirt. Hans doesn't always immediately notice that he's walking while his pokemon isn't, but when he eventually turns around he's obviously becoming exasperated.]


Æble! Surely that can't be good for you. [Who eats dirt? Why does he have a beast that eats dirt? Hans plods back toward him, beckoning for him to keep walking.

Æble responds by kicking his back foot and snorting, but he's not moving.]


Honestly, you can be such an.. [He pauses, then falters.] ..Ass. If you want to eat dirt, that's fine, but I'm going to keep walking.

[Hans turns, with a huff, and Æble charges behind him to headbutt the back of his legs. Hans stumbles and grunts, swiveling back around to put his hands on his hips so he can stare disapprovingly at his Mudbray.]

That was bad manners.
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I'm... Gosh, I hope I'm doing this right...

[A green haired young man is staring into his gear with an expression like a lost puppy. In his arms is a Popplio who seems more interested in it's surroundings than it's owner. It's easy to tell that he's in a Johto-style Pokemon Center from the background in the edges of the video.]

Hi! Uh, if this goes through to anyone, my name's Kazuki. And I'm kind of in a pickle here. This is going to sound totally crazy, but it's the truth, okay?

I... I woke up this morning in a weird bed. Some lady was pulling the curtains back and she kept telling me she was my mom, but she's not! I swear! She left me a change of clothes that aren't mine either, and a bag, and got me out of the house super quick. And then there was a man who gave me this fella here [Kazuki lifted the Popplio towards the camera for emphasis.] And told me to take the nearest route out of town, and...

Well, to be honest, everything felt like such a dream that I went along with it at first! But now that I'm here and I still haven't woken up yet, I think I'm in trouble! Like, maybe mentally, or something. 'Cause critters like this don't exist where I'm from!

I've been trying to tell the people I've met here that I need to go home, but they don't get it. Some of them laugh at me. And then one of them told me that this thingy the man gave me can connect to the internet, and that someone there might be able to help, so that's what I'm doing now.

[The poor fellow looks absolutely befuddled. This is what happens when ordinary folks get tossed into the world of Pokemon!]

So, um... Help? Please? Someone out there has to know what's going on here, right? I'm starting to get really worried here!
Aug. 29th, 2017 09:02 am

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[Jack is well aware that over half the world is dealing with all this Legendary bullshit. But he's been doing what he does, and not getting involved really. He'll just talk big about everything after it's over. Maybe. Because at home, things have gone to a minor level of hell.]

[Which is why his announcement, ignoring the major upset that has been holding sway for half the month, is brief and lacking his usual humor and arrogance.]


Manaka's gone.

Gone gone, in case anyone is an idiot and thinking she just moved out.

....

I loved that little girl like she was my own.
Aug. 7th, 2017 05:45 pm

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[Thankfully, Hanako is not a complete stranger to technology, so getting the camera feed to work is not an issue. She does look more than a little nervous though, and on closer inspection, one might catch a glimpse of some...rather terrible scarring on her face. There's also the slightly crooked ears of what may possibly be a Pikachu sticking out from behind a nearby tree, the creature seeming to be trembling.]

Um...I...I'm really confused. [And frightened, but she's trying not to break down right now. Deep breaths. It's taking all her focus to not start shaking and/or crying.]

W-what am I supposed to do? I d-don't know where to go or...well...anything.
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[Video switches on, focused on Ignis. Behind him is Pumpkaboo.]

I am making a humble but firm request that whoevwr is accepting my money from this sentient gourd please stop. And if anyone knows how to lock my accounts from Pump--

[Pumpkaboo bumps Ignis. He sighs long and heavy, pinching the bridge of his nose.]

Apologies... PIMPkiboo.. please let me know.
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...Well, I was gonna see about a pool party this weekend, but something tells me that's not gonna work out.

[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]

Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...

I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!

But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
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[ When the feed turns on, there's Nisha, staring into the camera. She taps the top of the thing--it's definitely picked up by the audio--before she leans back a little.

The Salandit that's made itself at home across her shoulders gives a little croon, and Nisha scratches it under the chin like it's a dog. ]


Can't believe this crap is so outdated, but good to see some things never change. [ She looks incredibly relaxed, considering. ] Anyway, guess a greeting's in order, since I don't know how the hell long it's been since I was here last.

Nisha Kadam, pleasure's all yours. I've got a proposition for everyone here. When I get my team all trained up? Come and find me.

I'll gladly battle anyone who wants a challenge. And Vault Hunters, if you're out there ruining things all over again? You're all at the top of my list.
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[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]


Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]


And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

Apr. 22nd, 2017 08:19 am

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Hey there, everybody!

[Oh Jack sounds so...warm and friendly...waitaminute. Yeah, that's not gonna last.]

Yeah, I just wanted to thank the many people who....

Oh!

Oh wait! Hold on....

No, like nobody stopped to help me when I was having a friggin medical emergency!

What the hell is wrong with you people? You see an old...er guy, right after a huge freaking battle, who can't breathe or walk, and you just run on by? Oh, or...or...just stand and stare and go 'uh you should be outside...'. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WALK UP A BUNCH OF STAIRS DURING? A HEART ATTACK!

Shame on all of you. Shame on you, shame on your Pokemon, shame!

In case you were wondering whatever happened to that really sick dude you didn't lend a hand to...I'm fine now. But I wasn't!

You know. What with the heart attack!

[Except of course he was fine, he faked a heart attack in the name of Team Rocket, but nobody but his fellow Rockets know that. He feels his point stands, though. For all appearances, he'd had some kind of cardiac event during the base raid. And he's still sour over the lack of people who seemed to even notice.]

[He's Handsome Jack! Everybody should drop everything to help him if he so much as stubs his toe...]
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[ The immediate scene on the screen is a very frozen Walter sitting on his bed, clearly trying to breathe very slowly, as a Flareon sits on him and is watching him very happily, wagging it's flame-like tail. It leans even closer and Walter tenses, hands curled up at his side. He doesn't relax even as the Flareon presses it's face against his chest, looking up at him with pitch black eyes.

On the floor is the remains of an egg and on the table is a Fire Stone.

Eileen chirps to him, signaling that the gear is on. She goes over and doesn't get the Flareon off him, simply smiling and checking the Flareon and clearly squeeing a little. Her first egg hatching! Walter swallows, clearly still locked up with nerves. He needs Help. Which is why Eileen was supposed to have called Manka...
]

Manaka. This isn't a Ponyta.
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so, hey. i'm prompto, you might have seen me with noct earlier (or not). we've been here for a bit and it's been really neat! these pokemon are rly cool. except for all these lion-guys - they just won't go away? this sort of thing common? i caught one of the luxio, she goes good with my others. getting a good team here! the gyms better watch out, i'll beat 'em quickly and become the very best!

anyway, it's cool and all, but i arrived here missing something. not something cool like magic or being not human, but my camera and some other stuff i had with me 100% and this phone has an okay camera, but it's got basically no options and the zoom sucks along other issues. i tried to get a pic of some of these lions who were actually swimming, but it sucked. can't blame the weird phone, it's probably okay for like 99% of people, but i'm the 1% for once.

so what i guess i'm asking is, like, are there things you miss in this place which aren't people or cool magic or pets? (if you had cute pets tho hmu!) and are there camera stores anywhere. i'm dying here.

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