004. Video

[foolishwren]

_{[The entire screen is black and white as it pans across a backyard. Everything's buried under a good foot of snow, and big fat flakes are whirling past the camera so fast that they straight-up pixelate.]}

So... for those just tuning in...

_{[The camera's view jerks very suddenly to a massively fluffy Growlithe, who is very carefully sniffing the base of a completely snow-covered shrub.]}

... We're going for the fifteen-minute mark on Cooj TAKING HIS SWEET-ASS TIME FIGURING OUT WHERE TO PEE.

For the love of GOD, Cujo.

_{[He looks back at the camera, big pink tongue lolling out, and shakes off, spraying half-melted snow everywhere. Then he moves on to one of the patio chairs, along with the lumpy, weird-looking snowman from earlier that afternoon cheekily posed to be sitting in it-- to give that the once-over with his nose instead. And the trainer behind the camera lets out a melodramatic sigh.]}

What crime did I commit in a past life to deserve thi--



_{[and right then and there the video turns to a blur, because the snowman in the patio chair just stood up and Heather is LEAVING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FUCK THAT COOJ YOU CAN PEE ON YOUR OWN]}

Comments

[Video]

[foolishwren]

--I did not think of that!

_{[The camera blurs as she holds it away from herself so that it can scan through the glass door.]}

--GROWLITHE, the PUPPY Pokemon! Growlithe is--

--dammit, not the dog!

The thing!!

_{[She waves it futilely... but all it seems to be picking up is the Growlithe, who has brought the creepy-ass snow sculpture a stick, and is waiting expectantly for it to be thrown. It does not throw the stick. It just keeps staring straight into the house.]}

[Video]

[charcoalfeather]

......

[She waits in silence for an agonizing minute, watching the screen jostle quite a bit as Heather tries to get a reading.]

...... W-well?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

It's not givin' me anything.

Like, not even an 'Unknown Pokemon' reading, which it like... definitely does sometimes when it's a Ghost-type in disguise or something.

[Video]

[charcoalfeather]

So it's.... nothing?

[That

That is not good. In fact, that's worse.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[IT'S SO MUCH WORSE]}

Apparently.

_{[SHE HATES IT.]}

[Video]

[charcoalfeather]

[aaaaaaaaaaaa]

T-that's not good.

[Yes, Rakka.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I'm... gonna try and get my dog inside.

_{[She puts the 'Gear down on the countertop. :I;;]}

[Video]

[charcoalfeather]

[aaaaaa and now she can't see anything.]

G-good luck!

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[What follows from beyond is lots of barking, yelling, and weird splat noises like a wall being pelted with snowballs.]}