004. Video

[foolishwren]

_{[The entire screen is black and white as it pans across a backyard. Everything's buried under a good foot of snow, and big fat flakes are whirling past the camera so fast that they straight-up pixelate.]}

So... for those just tuning in...

_{[The camera's view jerks very suddenly to a massively fluffy Growlithe, who is very carefully sniffing the base of a completely snow-covered shrub.]}

... We're going for the fifteen-minute mark on Cooj TAKING HIS SWEET-ASS TIME FIGURING OUT WHERE TO PEE.

For the love of GOD, Cujo.

_{[He looks back at the camera, big pink tongue lolling out, and shakes off, spraying half-melted snow everywhere. Then he moves on to one of the patio chairs, along with the lumpy, weird-looking snowman from earlier that afternoon cheekily posed to be sitting in it-- to give that the once-over with his nose instead. And the trainer behind the camera lets out a melodramatic sigh.]}

What crime did I commit in a past life to deserve thi--



_{[and right then and there the video turns to a blur, because the snowman in the patio chair just stood up and Heather is LEAVING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FUCK THAT COOJ YOU CAN PEE ON YOUR OWN]}

Comments

[foolishwren]

OH yeah I can give you all the deets (first one's free: Falkner's a weenie)

And uh yeah you heard right, some people love ghost-types but honestly I don't feel like they're worth the trouble. The BEST ones I've met are all huge pains in the ass

_{[She's gotten a LOT of angry messages from people after Slightly had gotten hold of her 'Gear for an hour or two...]}

and oh cool, he's got a Fennkin? I have one of those

She's a little fussy but cute

[torsion]

Ha, he seems that way. I wasn't exactly ready to face him when I first passed through, though. Team of one wouldn't have been smart.

"Best" as in strong or something else? Do you know anything about Sharpedo? They look amazing, but a little scary. Plus the whole fish out of water thing weirds me out so I might as well stick with my "theme".

Even if they seem pretty amazing.

[ She'll just be enamored from afar. Much like children, it's always easier to be the cool aunt than it is the parent. ]

You seem to like fire types to me! But yeah, I think he just kind of went for the first one he saw and also thought we'd both like. Plus, it's pretty handy when it comes to cleaning up our fire pits. Just pack up the leftovers for snacks...

Yeah his seems that way, too. Especially about grooming... Plays him well, even and he doesn't seem to notice. He was carrying around this sling for Stufful so it wouldn't flail and hit him, but now he's basically just carrying around our teams. I think he'd tell you it's to keep up his strength training or they "make him" but I'm pretty sure he just likes it.

[foolishwren]

"Best" as in "most likely to be an independent agent of evil as opposed to working directly for Satan"

_{[YEAH, HEATHER DOESN'T LIKE GHOSTS]}

Sharpedos are great though, they look scary but we keep a bunch of them in the pool, they're tame as bunnies. Or well, ours are at least. I guess if you run into one in the wild maybe don't try to snuggle it immediately.

And as for fire... wellllllllll

_{[Even now, she can't really say she likes fire. But...]}

I'm used to it, I guess you could say. Somehow wound up with a bunch anyhow.