1st hunt | video

[lordofthefries]

Ah, excuse me. Good afternoon.

[She says to no one in particular ever so politely because she's finally figured out how to broadcast on this weirdo device thing to the world at large. Also Sasha is sitting incredibly stiff, shoulders tense and tight, only because she's terrified of breaking the Pokegear. It looks expensive and when you break something expensive, they come looking for you to pay for it and she ain't got that kind of money.]

I received an invitation to the prom and thank you to whoever sent it, but there is a problem.

[She purses her lips to the side, flipping the invite to the backside which gives the Deerling next to her an opportunity to nibble on the corner.]

I don't know what a prom is.

[It sounds like some kind of rich people party, the kind the likes of her can't even look at much less attend.]

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[veggie_vamp]

Okay, well, Meowths! They have a move called Pay Day, so you can earn more money!

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[lordofthefries]

Pokemon can make you money?

[Holy mother of potatoes. Sasha's world has been blasted opened. Next on her agenda: a Meowth.]

But what's a Scary Godmother?

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[veggie_vamp]

You know, that thing from fairy tales, she comes in and grants your wishes? My mom used to tell me those kinds of stories, before I got turned, but anyway, I can grant your wish of new clothes! I love shopping!

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[lordofthefries]

I'm sorry. I still really don't know what you're talking about. What's a fairy tale? What do you mean by turned?

[Sasha's not even going to touch on the wish granting part. That's just not something that happens. If it did, a lot of her friends wouldn't be dead right now.]

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[veggie_vamp]

[She loves talking, so she absolutely doesn't mind at all. Sasha might, tho.]

Fairy tales are, like, the made up stories parents tell their kids to teach them stuff. And I was turned into a vampire when I was sixteen!

[As one does. You know.]

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[lordofthefries]

[Nope, she doesn't mind at all. People should talk to Sasha more often.]

Huh? [Or maybe not if she's going to respond like that.] Vam...pire? What is that?

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[veggie_vamp]

A monster that can turn into a bat, not good in really intense sunlight, and has no reflection!

[she says as casually as if she was just talking about what boybands she likes.]

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[lordofthefries]

[Good gods, Draculaura, not everybody even knows what boybands are! It seems the more Sasha asks questions, the more confused she gets.]

So why did you get turned into a vampire?

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[veggie_vamp]

Well, my dad wanted to take care of me and my mom. It was, like, kind of a bad time for us. But then we became a real family and we got to stick together forever!

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[lordofthefries]

If he wanted to take care of you, why would he turn you into a monster? Why couldn't he just take care of you like other parents do?

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[veggie_vamp]

[She doesn't even seem to be offended, trying to remember.]

Cause, like, I think I was dying?

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[lordofthefries]

Oh.

[Well, that's not an answer Sasha expected and by the looks of it, she seems a little ashamed of herself for pushing.]

I'm sorry. That you were dying, I mean. [Death is such a touchy subject for her.] I'm glad you're alive now.

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[veggie_vamp]

[But Draculaura just keeps smiling away.]

No worries! I'm glad I'm alive too!