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[harlequinhater]

i cannot believe that YET AGAIN my birthday was ruined through weird time shenanigans beyond my control.
i mean i guess that having prom and fighting off bad guys is not the worst birthday i have ever had because nobody has died, but still!
it was my eighteenth birthday, which is kind of a big deal!!!

anyways if youre in goldenrod and want to come by the house i'm going to have like, a belated bday get together for me and jane.
you don't need to bring presents or anything. we are just going to hang out and maybe watch a few movies!
it should be fun and not very stressful.

also, does anybody have advice on being an adult??

in goldenrod ;;

[As John has promised, the "party," such as it is, is pretty low key. In fact, it's low key to the point of being downright lazy. There aren't any decorations, and there isn't really any set up apart from a bowl of chips on the counter and a few movies by the TV.

Still, it's always nice to hang out with friends, no matter how low the budget, right?]

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[callbacks]

ok

what movies you got on downstairs

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[harlequinhater]

i haven't put anything on yet.
but i pulled out the pokemon versions of some timeless classics!
like con aerodactyl, little pocket monsters, ghastly dad, and machop and me.
they are not quite as good as the originals but it is better than nothing!

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[callbacks]

ok so the expectable garbage
hang on im gonna make popcorn dont start without me

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[harlequinhater]

hey!
i will admit that they are a little goofy but that doesn't make them garbage.
they are still fun to watch!
maybe even more fun with weird pokemon thrown in.
anyways i will wait!

[¡Acción!]

[callbacks]

[Well, while he's waiting, he may hear the telltale beep of someone in the kitchen starting the microwave--just before that someone carefully lowers a giftwrapped box onto John's head.]

Happy birthday, Pooplord.

[harlequinhater]

[John carefully plucks the gift from the top of his head and turns it over in his hands.]

Thanks, Dave! For the gift, I mean, not the Poop Lord comment. Because you're definitely the Poop Lord. It is you.

Anyways I guess I can open this now? This party is sort of impromptu, so I don't know how many other gifts I'm getting.

[John doesn't wait for a confirmation from Dave. He's already tearing open that wrapping paper. Nobody can stop him now.]