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victory_road2017-04-22 08:19 am
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2017-04-22 08:19 am
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Hey there, everybody!
[Oh Jack sounds so...warm and friendly...waitaminute. Yeah, that's not gonna last.]
Yeah, I just wanted to thank the many people who....
Oh!
Oh wait! Hold on....
No, like nobody stopped to help me when I was having a friggin medical emergency!
What the hell is wrong with you people? You see an old...er guy, right after a huge freaking battle, who can't breathe or walk, and you just run on by? Oh, or...or...just stand and stare and go 'uh you should be outside...'. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WALK UP A BUNCH OF STAIRS DURING? A HEART ATTACK!
Shame on all of you. Shame on you, shame on your Pokemon, shame!
In case you were wondering whatever happened to that really sick dude you didn't lend a hand to...I'm fine now. But I wasn't!
You know. What with the heart attack!
[Except of course he was fine, he faked a heart attack in the name of Team Rocket, but nobody but his fellow Rockets know that. He feels his point stands, though. For all appearances, he'd had some kind of cardiac event during the base raid. And he's still sour over the lack of people who seemed to even notice.]
[He's Handsome Jack! Everybody should drop everything to help him if he so much as stubs his toe...]
[Oh Jack sounds so...warm and friendly...waitaminute. Yeah, that's not gonna last.]
Yeah, I just wanted to thank the many people who....
Oh!
Oh wait! Hold on....
No, like nobody stopped to help me when I was having a friggin medical emergency!
What the hell is wrong with you people? You see an old...er guy, right after a huge freaking battle, who can't breathe or walk, and you just run on by? Oh, or...or...just stand and stare and go 'uh you should be outside...'. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WALK UP A BUNCH OF STAIRS DURING? A HEART ATTACK!
Shame on all of you. Shame on you, shame on your Pokemon, shame!
In case you were wondering whatever happened to that really sick dude you didn't lend a hand to...I'm fine now. But I wasn't!
You know. What with the heart attack!
[Except of course he was fine, he faked a heart attack in the name of Team Rocket, but nobody but his fellow Rockets know that. He feels his point stands, though. For all appearances, he'd had some kind of cardiac event during the base raid. And he's still sour over the lack of people who seemed to even notice.]
[He's Handsome Jack! Everybody should drop everything to help him if he so much as stubs his toe...]
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[Seriously, if that had been real, Jack would probably have died under the mansion.]
Yeah, yeah, point still stands.
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....Not it, for the record.