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victory_road2016-06-26 03:23 pm
secondplacing) wrote in victory_road2016-06-26 03:23 pm
Entry tags:
- ashley (until dawn),
- carolina (red vs blue),
- death (the sandman),
- joker (kuroshitsuji),
- josuke higashikata (jjba),
- karkat vantas (homestuck),
- komasan (youkai watch),
- leonard church/alpha (red vs blue),
- ochako uraraka (my hero academia),
- rakka (haibane renmei),
- ralph (wreck-it ralph),
- tobias (animorphs),
- yang xiao long (rwby),
- york (red vs blue)
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[Being that she isn't the most social of butterflies, Agent Carolina hasn't been on the network in quite a while. More than that, though, she's been a bit busy, as she'll later reveal.
But for anyone who may remember how stoic and withdrawn her first few posts were, they may be surprised to see how open and bright she seems now, smiling gently at the camera as if she'd just been laughing at her stupid blood gulch boys.
Behind her stands her faithful sparring partner, her Pangoroand spoiled child Aggie.]
Hey, trainers. I've got something useful for you coming up.
Starting next week-- that's the eighth of July, for you-- you can now take self defense classes with myself, or, if you're younger, my partner North. If you're wondering who the hell I am and how the hell I can teach classes like this, I'm former freelancer Agent Carolina, top rated in mixed martial arts in... 'the future'.
[ahem.]
I'll be holding classes every day in Goldenrod except for Saturdays, and I'll train whoever's willing in mixed martial arts, and... maybe even teach you to fight with your pokémon.
[Behind her, Aggie gives a grunt of agreement before attempting to return to his cool-guy demeanour.]
North will teach anyone under 12 years old on Fridays, and I'll teach anyone over that. If you don't have money to pay for it, I'll accept clean-up work instead.
Now, I know some of you are still struggling with road closures and limited travel, so... if that's a problem, let me know, and we'll see what three Freelancers can't do to get you started.
But for anyone who may remember how stoic and withdrawn her first few posts were, they may be surprised to see how open and bright she seems now, smiling gently at the camera as if she'd just been laughing at her stupid blood gulch boys.
Behind her stands her faithful sparring partner, her Pangoro
Hey, trainers. I've got something useful for you coming up.
Starting next week-- that's the eighth of July, for you-- you can now take self defense classes with myself, or, if you're younger, my partner North. If you're wondering who the hell I am and how the hell I can teach classes like this, I'm former freelancer Agent Carolina, top rated in mixed martial arts in... 'the future'.
[ahem.]
I'll be holding classes every day in Goldenrod except for Saturdays, and I'll train whoever's willing in mixed martial arts, and... maybe even teach you to fight with your pokémon.
[Behind her, Aggie gives a grunt of agreement before attempting to return to his cool-guy demeanour.]
North will teach anyone under 12 years old on Fridays, and I'll teach anyone over that. If you don't have money to pay for it, I'll accept clean-up work instead.
Now, I know some of you are still struggling with road closures and limited travel, so... if that's a problem, let me know, and we'll see what three Freelancers can't do to get you started.
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Actually, that'd be kind of cool. Little lockpick apprentices. I could deal with that.
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Besides, I'm sure you have plenty of high school girls lining up to learn to pick locks.
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