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[Being that she isn't the most social of butterflies, Agent Carolina hasn't been on the network in quite a while. More than that, though, she's been a bit busy, as she'll later reveal.

But for anyone who may remember how stoic and withdrawn her first few posts were, they may be surprised to see how open and bright she seems now, smiling gently at the camera as if she'd just been laughing at her stupid blood gulch boys.

Behind her stands her faithful sparring partner, her Pangoro ~~and spoiled child~~ Aggie.]

Hey, trainers. I've got something useful for you coming up.

Starting next week-- that's the eighth of July, for you-- you can now take self defense classes with myself, or, if you're younger, my partner North. If you're wondering who the hell I am and how the hell I can teach classes like this, I'm former freelancer Agent Carolina, top rated in mixed martial arts in... 'the future'.

[ahem.]

I'll be holding classes every day in Goldenrod except for Saturdays, and I'll train whoever's willing in mixed martial arts, and... maybe even teach you to fight with your pokémon.

[Behind her, Aggie gives a grunt of agreement before attempting to return to his cool-guy demeanour.]

North will teach anyone under 12 years old on Fridays, and I'll teach anyone over that. If you don't have money to pay for it, I'll accept clean-up work instead.

Now, I know some of you are still struggling with road closures and limited travel, so... if that's a problem, let me know, and we'll see what three Freelancers can't do to get you started.

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[Fluffy haired with a fluffy Swablu on her head, Ochako doesn't look very tough, but she seems pretty pumped about the idea - at least until she hears the location]

Oh, darnit! It might be a while before I can make it over there...

What do you mean by "Freelancers" though?

[Hey, there's nothing wrong with being pretty. just makes people surprised when you FLIP THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER and kick their butts. She'd be happy to teach this girl.]

Hey, classes will always be open. We'll go over the basics beforehand if you're really interested.

[. . .]

Freelancers were a special division of the space military. It's just a reference to our rank as soldiers.

[She only got a week with Gunhead, so she totally won't say no to more lessons!]

Ohhh, okay! So you mean like... video lessons? I guess that can work for some stuff, huh?

So, you were in the army? Wait- did you say space military!?

If you really feel you need it, we can.

[She's not gonna complain-- but she does chuckle at Ochako's question.]

That's right. We were United States affiliated at first, but a lot of our time was spent on a ship in orbit.

[It's definitely a possibility, but she's more interested in the other part]

Wow, so did you, like... fight aliens or something!? What were you doing up there?

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