2nd Stack of Anarchy [Forward dated to July 8th]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[Video]

Guys...guys check this out...

[It's Gaige again and she turns the camera around so you can see Bellsprout Tower doing it's usual act of swaying back and forth lazily. Also in frame is an actual Bellsprout which is mimicking the tower almost perfectly. It sways back and forth, back and forth in perfect rhythm.]

So I caught this little guy on my way to meet up with mah buddy Krieg and he's like...totally transfixed by this tower! He's been doing this for like thirty minutes now!

I got bored after the first ten and went to ask the guys inside about the tower? I guess legend says that a one hundred foot tall MONSTER BELLSPROUT was used to make the pillar that keeps the tower flexible.

[Gaige's Bellsprout curls it's leaves tightly apparently inspired by the story.]

Aw...I think Billy wants to be that big some day! Is that what you're thinkin' little buddy?

[The Bellsprout nods furiously.]

Wanna crush all your enemies with your sweet dance moves when you're a giant flower monster?!

[This time he looks a little unsure.]

Yeah you do! Well if you believe in yourself I know you can do it! Because I believe in you and I'm awesome! We'll get you to be the biggest baddest Bellsprout EVER!

BELL BELL!

And then we'll CRUSH ALL WHO OPPOSE US!

...sprout...

[Billy seems to be having second thoughts. The video ends with Gaige cackling delightedly with her fantasies of becoming a giant monster.]

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[Action]

[If you happen to be visiting Violet City you may find Gaige partaking in the local sights and sounds. She's having a blast so far collecting pokemon, watching the bird show, and studying up on the way this world works by reading whatever books she can get her human or mechanical hands on.

...however old habits die hard and you also might catch her peering into peoples mailboxes, trashcans or opening any boxes that just happen to be laying around.

She's always got her Beldem out following her around blinking and studying whatever she's looking at curiously, however she's also got her Bellsprout out with her.]

Comments

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[overtwohundred]

Nah, it's just as weedy and wimpy as you are.

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[Oh right, she wanted to try and forget about you.]

Still kicked your ass didn't I?

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[overtwohundred]

You put a lot of stock into luck, don't you?

[ She snorts. ]

Besides, without your dumbass robot pal here, you stand less of a chance of winning.

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

You put a lot of stock in denial don't you.

[Damnit Gaige has to admit the odds are not in her favor right now.]

I taught Deathtrap everything he knows you country fried wannabe! We were a team sure but I built that team with my own two hands! And I built one of those two hands with my one hand!

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[bleedingunversed]

Why bother with a stupid flower when there are actually monsters out there?

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Uh, excuse you but this flower is awesome! Watch his sweet moves!

[Attached: Video of Bellsprout breakdancing...which is cut short when Gaige orders her Beldam to attack so she can catch him.]

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[bleedingunversed]

Wow I'm so mystified.

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[toxicodendron_isley]

Bellsprout clearly resembles the pitcher of Nepenthes. I'm not sure where you're seeing it flowering.

Unless of course you don't know anything about what you're saying. But that couldn't be true, could it?

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[bleedingunversed]

...Again it's a stupid flower.

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

See? This lady gets it. Billy's gonna be a superstar.

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[thedifferencebetween]

....yeah, you wish. Have fun trying to take out anything with your friggin flower.

Leave the real monsters to the grown ups.

[Why yes, Jack is just taking this opportunity to casually display his small horde of giant monsters in the background. Along with his shiny Charizard, he's let out his Drapion and his Nidoking. Because of course he has to brag to the teenager and rub it in her face that he's got cool monsters.]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

...

[OK she has to admit she is super jealous. Come on Gaige stay strong!]

I'd be more worried except I remember what happened last time you had an "Unbeatable monster" under your control.

[thedifferencebetween]

Yeah, you realize I raised these things from infancy, right? ...well okay, not Shamalamadingdong there, my old buddy raised him, but I'm like his uncle or some shit.

[Jack gestures to the Nidoking. And then turns the gear so that his shiny Charizard is taking up a large part of the frame.]

This Warrior is even better than the first one. Yeah, that's what I named my killer dragon. I mean lookit him! Who's a good giant man-eating dragon who loves his daddy, huh? You are!

[rambling_runner]

Man, I remember that place! [ Hey Gaige! Ash doesn't know you but he recognises Sprout Tower and by extension, Bellsprouts! There's a Pikachu on his shoulder and a Vivillon perched in his hair. The vivillon had enjoyed Billy's dance moves - the Pikachu enjoyed Gaige's FIGHTING PASSION and cheered for her! ]

You caught one of those Noots huh? I didn't realise they could like...sense there was a giantass bellsprout in the middle of the tower. If you go inside you can see it growing right up through the middle, like looking at someone's spine or something!

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

I did! I did! That's how I found out the story! One of the monk dudes told me about it and I got some kick ass fruit juice!

[Billy resumes swaying with the tower and waves his leaves in delight at being appreciated.]

[rambling_runner]

Nice! Oh, right, oughta say who I am; Name's Ash! This here is Étain- [ He pointed to the Vivillon, who waves and specifically greets Billy ] and this is An Tintreach! [ The Pikachu cried out and flexed an arm, as if to show her off her muscles! ]

I saw them before - the Bellsrpouts I mean - but I didn't end up getting one. I got a Pumpkaboo instead, they're insanely cute.

[seeingeyesteward]

[ Dahlia was delighted by the video. She swayed in response, complimenting the Bellsprout.

It was obvious she was walking, in possession of the gear. Ignis was seen over her head behind her.]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[ Billy is so overwhelmed that a fellow pokemon liked his performance that he does an impromtu spin on the ground ending up laying on his side and winking at her. Gaige speaks up.]

OK even I have to admit that was pretty smooth.

[seeingeyesteward]

[ The Audino actually blushes in response, pink cheeks turning pinker. She stops and hands the gear to a smaller than usual Espurr to hold so she can properly clap and celebrate Billy.

The Espurr promptly sat down under the weight with a soft distressed cry. ]

ACTION

[fuelthefire]

[Krieg's been vibrating with barely repressed excitement for days, ever since Gaige's initial broadcast announcing her arrival on this weird planet. And now the destined hour of meeting has finally arrived, and there she is...dumpster diving.

Ah, the good old days...!

He comes up behind her, though he's not actually trying to be sneaky. Impatient as always, he can't actually wait until he's close enough for a civil conversation to call out to her, so she may or may not be startled by the sound of an excited shout that's nevertheless half growl.]

WHO'S READY TO FLAY SOME SCALPS!?

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

CRAZYFACE!

[Two people who have the hardest time with stealth missions on the team. Gaige is positive at some point they made Zer0 cry just by being their usual loud dickish selves when he was trying to ninja it up.

But none of that matters now because she's launched herself off the dumpster like it's the rope of a wrestling ting.]

Time to turn in that mission!

[fuelthefire]

What took you so long!?

[He meets her mid-launch, catching her under her arms and spinning her several times while pivoting in place the way one might with a kid half her age. After a two or three revolutions he slows and pulls her in close, trapping her with one arm to hold her in place for the agreed-upon noogie, which he dispenses with great ceremony and also some happy and slightly unhinged laughter.]

How's my favorite Geek Girl?

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[charcoalfeather]

[oh my...]

Um... it sounds like you're having fun?

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Well duh!

I mean, what's the point of doing anything if it ain't fun?

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[charcoalfeather]

I... suppose that's true, but does it have to be so...?

[Loud? Maniacal? It's a bit scary too...]