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[moneylogues]

[inserted is a picture of an absolutely precious Bidoof, rolled over on his back, looking very happy to be photographed.]

okay so i don't really know a ton about these things and i don't really care either. he just got in the way while i was TRYING to catch something useful

because fuck me i guess

but i'm guessing they're not secretly badass because just fucking look at it. come on.

now i can't decide what to name it. i could name it locus, in honor of my partner (who keeps not showing up here. like an asshole.) or i could name it tucker. in honor of someone he has so very much in common with. like how competent and useful they are.

it's a real dilemma

option number three is i don't even pretend to give a shit and just don't bother at all, i'm always open to that

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[thedifferencebetween]

holy shit and i thought i had some stupid looking pokemon!

[moneylogues]

i really hate it

it literally jumped in front of the ball as i was throwing it at something else, what the fuck does that

[thedifferencebetween]

sucks to be you, i guess

a little asshole, that's what does that. you should just call it that,
'little asshole'.

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[shiro2hero]

It's not THAT bad, is it?

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[keep_surviving]

aw. it doesnt look that bad.

kinda cute in a stupid way.

you should name it after pops. since its so desperate for your attention. ;)

[moneylogues]

you DID look at the picture right

[moneylogues]

alright then

i'll just mark that down as one vote for "tucker"

[wow felix]

[moneylogues]

VERY stupid. and i don't really tend to go for cute.

hey now there's a thought... that might work

[thedifferencebetween]

well if those are my only options, yeah, put me down for that one.

[As opposed to naming the thing after what Jack can only surmise is Felix's ex.]

[keep_surviving]

everyone needs some cute now and then.

i mean it IS showing you its underside. im just saying.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah.

It just looks like it needs a little training.

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[captainash]

Bidoofs are delightful creatures that bite through their enemies, grow large enough to swim from Cianwood to Olivine with an adult on their back and can murder you in your sleep. Be nice.

[moneylogues]

eh. to-may-to, to-mah-to. little asshole, tucker. it just works.

locus is more of a. big asshole. dude's way too large it's bullshit

[moneylogues]

a little training isn't gonna transform an off-brand beaver into a weapon of mass destruction

or minor destruction

or literally anything

[moneylogues]

psh, not me. i'm already plenty cute myself.

[the things he types with a straight face]

can't argue with that logic! i'm really starting to see the resemblance now

well i guess that settles that

[moneylogues]

[another picture. the bidoof is staring at its own reflection with the most confused expression that any creature has ever had]

yeah i'm terrified

really

[shiro2hero]

I don't know, he could be a quality show ... whatever it is he is.

[keep_surviving]

yeh. youre alright. cute enough i guess.

exactly. i take full credit.

dont forget my royalties.

[thedifferencebetween]

what like he was the big a jerk,
or he was a really fat guy?

please don't tell me he was a fat dude.

[moneylogues]

no he's too fucking tall and way too strong
like literally the asshole would just pick me up sometimes when he got pissed at me

and ALSO he was that big of a jerk

[Felix loves Locus, really. Sort of. And also hates him. It's ~complicated~]

[thedifferencebetween]

sounds like a real prince charming

i really don't get why you put up with this guy, it sounds like you freaking hate him half the time

[moneylogues]

oh i hate his guts
that's never been in question

we just also work really well together

[captainash]

[That is a beautiful Bidoof and Felix should be proud.]

Ideally, you should be excited to train him into a death-dealing battle god, not terrified.

[thedifferencebetween]

you obsessively hate his guts, apparently.

right.

[moneylogues]

um

wow

i'm not obsessive