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[moneylogues]

[inserted is a picture of an absolutely precious Bidoof, rolled over on his back, looking very happy to be photographed.]

okay so i don't really know a ton about these things and i don't really care either. he just got in the way while i was TRYING to catch something useful

because fuck me i guess

but i'm guessing they're not secretly badass because just fucking look at it. come on.

now i can't decide what to name it. i could name it locus, in honor of my partner (who keeps not showing up here. like an asshole.) or i could name it tucker. in honor of someone he has so very much in common with. like how competent and useful they are.

it's a real dilemma

option number three is i don't even pretend to give a shit and just don't bother at all, i'm always open to that

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[thedifferencebetween]

holy shit and i thought i had some stupid looking pokemon!

[moneylogues]

i really hate it

it literally jumped in front of the ball as i was throwing it at something else, what the fuck does that

[thedifferencebetween]

sucks to be you, i guess

a little asshole, that's what does that. you should just call it that,
'little asshole'.

[moneylogues]

alright then

i'll just mark that down as one vote for "tucker"

[wow felix]

[thedifferencebetween]

well if those are my only options, yeah, put me down for that one.

[As opposed to naming the thing after what Jack can only surmise is Felix's ex.]

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[shiro2hero]

It's not THAT bad, is it?

[moneylogues]

you DID look at the picture right

[shiro2hero]

Yeah.

It just looks like it needs a little training.

[moneylogues]

a little training isn't gonna transform an off-brand beaver into a weapon of mass destruction

or minor destruction

or literally anything

[shiro2hero]

I don't know, he could be a quality show ... whatever it is he is.

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[keep_surviving]

aw. it doesnt look that bad.

kinda cute in a stupid way.

you should name it after pops. since its so desperate for your attention. ;)

[moneylogues]

VERY stupid. and i don't really tend to go for cute.

hey now there's a thought... that might work

[keep_surviving]

everyone needs some cute now and then.

i mean it IS showing you its underside. im just saying.

[moneylogues]

psh, not me. i'm already plenty cute myself.

[the things he types with a straight face]

can't argue with that logic! i'm really starting to see the resemblance now

well i guess that settles that

[keep_surviving]

yeh. youre alright. cute enough i guess.

exactly. i take full credit.

dont forget my royalties.

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[captainash]

Bidoofs are delightful creatures that bite through their enemies, grow large enough to swim from Cianwood to Olivine with an adult on their back and can murder you in your sleep. Be nice.

[moneylogues]

[another picture. the bidoof is staring at its own reflection with the most confused expression that any creature has ever had]

yeah i'm terrified

really

[captainash]

[That is a beautiful Bidoof and Felix should be proud.]

Ideally, you should be excited to train him into a death-dealing battle god, not terrified.

[moneylogues]

[things that will sadly never happen

this bidoof deserves a better trainer]

it walked into a glass door. just now. i'm not seeing potential future battle god in this.

seriously are you SURE you got the right species

[captainash]

Completely certain. Stumbly once stumbled his way right at an Alakazam's jugular. Never heard a trainer scream so loudly before.

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[garbagechild]

name him BALL he is very round

[moneylogues]

.......well

i can't argue with that logic

[garbagechild]

i am very logical

and BALL is a good name it is nice and simple and fun 2 say

[moneylogues]

yeah i think we all know how to appreciate balls around here

[who is the real child here, really]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[THERE ARE MANY LEVELS OF 'CHILD' and Felix is definitely on at least one of them. Probably more.]

[Wrath, on the other hand, completely misses the double entendre.]</sub>

do u have a fayvorit mine r the ones that r small and have bryt colors and when u thro them at the flor they go vary fast up 2 the seeling and pepl yell at u