Armin Arlert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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victory_road2018-02-10 12:15 pm
schachmeister) wrote in victory_road2018-02-10 12:15 pm
Entry tags:
- armin arlert (attack on titan),
- ashley fox (oc),
- eridan ampora (homestuck),
- jean kirschtein (attack on titan),
- kazuki hihara (la corda d'oro),
- mari ohara (love live! sunshine!!),
- newt scamander (harry potter),
- noctis caelum (final fantasy 15),
- sion astal (legendary heroes),
- takashi "shiro" shirogane (voltron)
Video; It ain't quite Skitty on Wailord action, but still...
[The video turns on to Armin look a bit peeved. Not exactly angry, but there is some frustration on his face there. Like someone just gathered up every sensible law of logic and took them away from him.
He seems to be on the beach (when is he not), the sound of waves and someone howling with laughter accompanying him.]
I’m sorry to bother anyone, but I have a question I was hoping someone could answer. [a small frown.] Perhaps a breeder would know…
[He turns the camera around to focus on a cute clutch of eggs in the sand. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Just some nice poke-eggs.]
I came home from work to discover these. I suppose it was somewhat inevitable with how many Pokemon we have running around, but—
[The camera moves again to focus on an Incineroar who looks very proud of himself. In fact, when Polo realises the camera is on him, he purrs with obvious delight, thrusting out his chest. Yes. Yes, look at him. He is the one who did it. He made these happen. He is the father and very proud of it.
The camera moves to the side to focus on another very proud Pokemon. Well, part of a very proud Pokemon. Armin is too close to his Wailord to really get a proper shot of her, so mostly what is on view is the front of her massive head. She’s pushed herself partway onto the sand, slapping her giant tail on the water, letting out a half sung Wail.]
Could anyone please explain how these two managed to have a clutch of eggs? I understand about egg groups, but I cannot see how Polo managed to, well—
[Bump uglies. Do the deed. Form the beast with two backs. Sex. Armin is talking poke-sex.]
I mean, even disregarding the size difference, Polo hates water. He won’t go into it. And Amber cannot really go on land. It just—
[Armin makes a wordless noise of frustration which seems to bring forth another wave of laughter from the second person there. The camera moves once more, but this time it is less focused as if Armin is fumbling with it to turn it off. For a moment, it settles on Jean who is using one hand to wipe the tears of laughter out of his eyes, and the other to high five his Incineroar, prompting a
You aren’t helping, you know
Before Armin manages to shut off the recording entirely.]
He seems to be on the beach (when is he not), the sound of waves and someone howling with laughter accompanying him.]
I’m sorry to bother anyone, but I have a question I was hoping someone could answer. [a small frown.] Perhaps a breeder would know…
[He turns the camera around to focus on a cute clutch of eggs in the sand. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Just some nice poke-eggs.]
I came home from work to discover these. I suppose it was somewhat inevitable with how many Pokemon we have running around, but—
[The camera moves again to focus on an Incineroar who looks very proud of himself. In fact, when Polo realises the camera is on him, he purrs with obvious delight, thrusting out his chest. Yes. Yes, look at him. He is the one who did it. He made these happen. He is the father and very proud of it.
The camera moves to the side to focus on another very proud Pokemon. Well, part of a very proud Pokemon. Armin is too close to his Wailord to really get a proper shot of her, so mostly what is on view is the front of her massive head. She’s pushed herself partway onto the sand, slapping her giant tail on the water, letting out a half sung Wail.]
Could anyone please explain how these two managed to have a clutch of eggs? I understand about egg groups, but I cannot see how Polo managed to, well—
[Bump uglies. Do the deed. Form the beast with two backs. Sex. Armin is talking poke-sex.]
I mean, even disregarding the size difference, Polo hates water. He won’t go into it. And Amber cannot really go on land. It just—
[Armin makes a wordless noise of frustration which seems to bring forth another wave of laughter from the second person there. The camera moves once more, but this time it is less focused as if Armin is fumbling with it to turn it off. For a moment, it settles on Jean who is using one hand to wipe the tears of laughter out of his eyes, and the other to high five his Incineroar, prompting a
You aren’t helping, you know
Before Armin manages to shut off the recording entirely.]
video
[They can learn Rollout naturally, right? It's possible!]
Or maybe she doesn't like Ditto! Tho' from what I've heard, Ditto don't have any reservations like that...
Video;
[But if he gets some littens that enjoy water, then he'll never be able to tame those with his trusty spray bottle.]
Dittos seem... uh, very accommodating in that regard. Jean's doesn't mind Blitz and Donner using it to create tons of eggs. Though... I'm not sure if it is right to call it Jean's Ditto exactly.
Video;
Has he not actually caught it? Does it just follow him around or something?
Video;
[Armin is really musing here. Is a pokemon really yours if you didn't throw the ball yourself? Or that you basically got it because your domineering, dictatorial electrode forced it on you?]
I think it is more accurate to say Blitz forced it on Jean.
Video;