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victory_road2018-02-12 03:33 pm
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2018-02-12 03:33 pm
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Aw crap, it's Valentine's Day this week, isn't it? Guess I gotta haul my ass to the store...
So how many of the roving, ever-fluctuating-in-numbers band of kids that's in and out of my house expects something? 'Cause I don't wanna deal with anybody whining that 'hey, Poppa Jack, how come you didn't send me some novelty candy and a stupid card but everybody else got one?!?!' or any of that bullshit. And there's too friggin many of you to just text you each or whatever.
[Also Jack has kind of lost track at this point, the core handful keeps absorbing more teenagers and bringing them home.]
And it should probably go without saying, but just in case...don't bug me on the holiday, I'm gonna be busy. I know there's a lot of sad, lonely sacks around but I ain't one of'em.
Oh, another thing, very important: I hate vanilla. Don't get me stuff that's vanilla flavored. It's the comatose old person of flavors, it's boring and pointless and smells vaguely medicinal. I thought I'd made this very clear a while ago, but I guess some folks missed the memo.
Anyway, let me know if you expect me to send you shit or you're not getting anything, 'cause I'm not doing holiday shopping twice. I'm a busy guy.
So how many of the roving, ever-fluctuating-in-numbers band of kids that's in and out of my house expects something? 'Cause I don't wanna deal with anybody whining that 'hey, Poppa Jack, how come you didn't send me some novelty candy and a stupid card but everybody else got one?!?!' or any of that bullshit. And there's too friggin many of you to just text you each or whatever.
[Also Jack has kind of lost track at this point, the core handful keeps absorbing more teenagers and bringing them home.]
And it should probably go without saying, but just in case...don't bug me on the holiday, I'm gonna be busy. I know there's a lot of sad, lonely sacks around but I ain't one of'em.
Oh, another thing, very important: I hate vanilla. Don't get me stuff that's vanilla flavored. It's the comatose old person of flavors, it's boring and pointless and smells vaguely medicinal. I thought I'd made this very clear a while ago, but I guess some folks missed the memo.
Anyway, let me know if you expect me to send you shit or you're not getting anything, 'cause I'm not doing holiday shopping twice. I'm a busy guy.