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victory_road2018-03-24 06:21 pm
borschtkot) wrote in victory_road2018-03-24 06:21 pm
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You know what would be super nice? If everything wasn't actually a Pokemon here. I don't get it. How does this work, at all? What.. what happened in this world that this--
[ The camera whips around, focusing on a Trubbish at his feet, weeds growing wildly off its head. It stares up at Yuri with innocent eyes. A shiny, of course. Of course, it was a shiny because Yuri couldn't be blessed with an actual good shiny, could he?
Still, shinys were rare so Yuri could hardly complain about that but IT WAS A TRUBBISH, OKAY. ]
All I wanted to do was throw out a faulty Pokeball and this is what I get. A sentient bag of trash that is not only a literal bag of trash that has eyes, a mouth and won't stop following me but is also apparently a SPECIAL sentient bag of trash!
[ Chris the Servine wasn't going to let the camera be focusing around with draping herself dramatically over Hefty who was red in the face at her sudden appearance. She puts a little hand to her chest, tail lifting so you could see her flowers well enough. Yes, look at her, were we taking photos?
Nita the Maractus was there a moment later, with Erosdon the Rowlett perched on her head and Leroy the Oddish bouncing after her. It was picture time! Pictures with the new friend! Honorary Green Group member! Look at them, LOOK AT THEM--YURI, DON'T YOU TURN THE CAMERA AWAY--!! ]
At least it's a poison type, I kind of needed one anyway and it's not like--HEY!!
[ Yuri was suddenly mobbed, feathers flying and petals and leaves, his Pokemon trying to all get into the picture to show off. Look at their new friend! Look--And the gear goes flying, flipping around and landing on the ground. With a perfect view of Yuri being mobbed. ]
[ The camera whips around, focusing on a Trubbish at his feet, weeds growing wildly off its head. It stares up at Yuri with innocent eyes. A shiny, of course. Of course, it was a shiny because Yuri couldn't be blessed with an actual good shiny, could he?
Still, shinys were rare so Yuri could hardly complain about that but IT WAS A TRUBBISH, OKAY. ]
All I wanted to do was throw out a faulty Pokeball and this is what I get. A sentient bag of trash that is not only a literal bag of trash that has eyes, a mouth and won't stop following me but is also apparently a SPECIAL sentient bag of trash!
[ Chris the Servine wasn't going to let the camera be focusing around with draping herself dramatically over Hefty who was red in the face at her sudden appearance. She puts a little hand to her chest, tail lifting so you could see her flowers well enough. Yes, look at her, were we taking photos?
Nita the Maractus was there a moment later, with Erosdon the Rowlett perched on her head and Leroy the Oddish bouncing after her. It was picture time! Pictures with the new friend! Honorary Green Group member! Look at them, LOOK AT THEM--YURI, DON'T YOU TURN THE CAMERA AWAY--!! ]
At least it's a poison type, I kind of needed one anyway and it's not like--HEY!!
[ Yuri was suddenly mobbed, feathers flying and petals and leaves, his Pokemon trying to all get into the picture to show off. Look at their new friend! Look--And the gear goes flying, flipping around and landing on the ground. With a perfect view of Yuri being mobbed. ]
[Video]
Nita picks up the gear and twirls around, giggling happily at the sight of him. This was definitely the best day! A new friend and she was getting to see Quickstep!!
And of course, Yuri couldn't very well take the gear from her when it was her boyfriend on the other end so he just gingerly picks her up to get the gear at face level. ]
What are YOU laughing about?!
[Video]
Quickstep shimmies happily at the sight of his lady love, shaking his arms about happily to music that isn't really playing but he can definitely hear it! It's the music of the soul!
Vanitas, meanwhile, just gives Yuri a big grin.]
Nothing at all~ Why would I be laughing at your shiny new pile of garbage?
[Video]
Somehow, they were dancing to the same tune. The beautiful tune of love, laughter and life! ]
Because it's literally a shiny pile of garbage! Of course you'd laugh at it! Well, joke's on you, it's sleeping in YOUR bed when I get back!
[Video]
Oh like hell it is! That pile of garbage is all yours, your highness! I want nothing to do with cuddling it late at night. Plus, you're the one that prefers Pokemon cuddling to human cuddling, remember?
[Video]
Oh no no, I'm going to make sure it leaves all its love and affection deep in the mattress on your side and hug your pillow all night so when your head finally hits it you can't help but smell it!
[ This was so insulting. Hefty was staring up at Yuri with big sad eyes. But why, Master? ]
Look now you made it cry.
[ Yuri turns the camera weirdly, so Nita was still in range but you could sort of see Hefty in the background. ]
[Video]
[Vanitas just rolls his eyes and shifts Quickstep out of the way a bit so he can lean in better.]
Hey, little trash bag. Don't listen to Yuri. He's just a priss and he'll get over it, okay? You're gorgeous.
[Not really but Vani can be convincing when he wants to be.]
[Video]
[ Hefty was so confused, which person was he supposed to be not listening to?! He puts his little garbage hands to his bag head, looking between them. ]
Hey, don't flirt with my garbage bag!! I loved him first!
[ Yuri picks up Hefty and hugs him close, dramatically. ]
He can't be your best friend if he's already mine!!
[Video]
See? I knew you'd like him if you just gave the garbage bag a chance.
[Video]
[ How dare you insinuate he didn't like Hefty! He. ... Oh. Oh god, gross. He holds the Trubbish away from his face, giving him a sour look. ]
Wow.. Wow you stink. I need to take Cissy's advice.