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wow!!! this is JUST like fiduspawn! X:o
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?


also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(

(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)

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[Wait, this is the guy he was assisting with training for Team Rocket... He didn't realize--]

wwait youre a fuckin troll

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X:o !!!!
woah youre a troll too
oh and a uh highblood one too
i dont think i ever met one as high as you
er sorry i didnt realize you were a troll
really sorry

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yeah thats somethin you might wwanna bring up
i mean i cant blame you for hidin wwhat wwith bein as loww on the spectrum as you are
but thats hardly an excuse
escapin responsibility like that is cowwardly and dowwnright unforgivvable
if youre lucky i wwont cull you next time i see you

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oh man i wasnt hiding at all
i think theres been some kinda miscommunication here X:(
uh this is going to sound Xtremely disrespectful and i dont mean any disrespect at all by this but like you dont have any horns either X:o
if id known you were a troll too i would have let you know i was a troll too
having like
no horns at all is really hard to pick out whos an alien and whos a fellow troll!!!

believe me i wouldnt be hiding my burgundy status X:D
wouldnt want any mess ups or to step on any toes yknow?

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uh you shouldnt need just horns and my cool as fuck fins to tell im of royal blood
its pretty obvvious in howw i conduct myself that im of the best stock trollkind has to offer
sans the heiress and empress of course
but i guess if you aint nevver met perfection before its hard to bloody identify it wwhen its right under your bloody stem

but fine i guess i forgivve your ignorance but dont let me catch you slippin up again
wwe may be the only trolls here but that dont mean i got to go easy on you none
the hemospectrum still stands

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yeah i can totally see that now! XXD
sorry for my ignorance
oh geeze i knew there was gonna be some kinda quiz like this
and i COMPLETELY flunked it X:(

thank you for forgiving me i really appreciate your generosity in sparing me haha
of course!!! to the hemospectrum still standing i mean
i wouldnt want things to get messy or anything haha
are we really the only trolls here? X:o i noticed a distinct lack of hemotyping and it uh
made me really anXious because i dont want to X anyone in the wrong way
there never really is a right way to X someone tho so X:?

my name is Xefros by the way X:D its really nice to meet you mr seadweller

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yeah yeah wwhatevver
look id rather you wwatch yourself than apologize endlessly if youre real sorry then youd improvve not continuously grovvel like you wwere hatched to do

i aint gonna repeat myself wwhy wwould i lie about us bein the only trolls hmm
and of course id be saddled wwith a fuckin gutterblood ugh
but look most of these humans dont knoww shit about us and theyre all wweakwilled cretins wwho aint got the globes to do half the shit wwe trolls do wwithout a second thought
so wwhat im gettin at is evven for bein the crustcrawwler that you are youre wwell abovve them in superiority so evven if you cross em it aint that big of a deal
aint like they got the innards to do anythin about it

im eridan ampora prince of hope and next you see me you best treat me like it

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OK!!!
sorry if i dont make any improvements but i will give it my burgundy best

i dont think anyones ever said im above superiority in someone
i dont know how i feel about that haha
i thought they were all rust blooded like me? X:?

X:o whats a prince of hope? i mean of course ill treat you like royalty! i might be 6 and a half sweeps old but im no grub!
i didnt know that the heriess appointed other royals as princes
you must be SUPER imporXt to the heiress
i mean most of you nobles and royals are imporXt but you must be the most imporXt one if youve got a title!!

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burgundy best huh
wwell i aint holdin my breath on that

yeah dont get used to it i wwont be repeatin myself
if anythin it aint cuz of your owwn merit its just that these humans are the fuckin wworst
they do havve your putrid fuckin blood but wwe trolls are superior in evverywway evven if some are less than others

if you gotta ask i dont think you deservve to knoww
but i guess its gonna be more annoyin if you go on not knowwin
FINE the prince of hope is a title only for those wwith the authority ovver all things righteous and knowledgeable
a mavven of the purest of wwhite sciences and yeah im pretty fuckin important
especially to the heiress

[Which is a super fucking lie, particularly when they're talking about different heiresses, but hey! No one is here to refute him, HE CAN CLAIM WHATEVER HE WANTS!!]

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of course! we are Xtremely lucky to have an empress who has gone out and conquered many galaXies!!!
alternian society is Xtra advanced thanks to her leadership
but i dont know if humans are the uh fucking worst
sorry if like i seem to disagree but uh
they seem pretty friendly and adventurous X:D
oh wait um shoot what i mean to say is
i mean they are aliens and the heiress HATES aliens so
i guess they are inferior but the heiress also hates lowbloods so
X:? arent i in the same standing with them then???

wow i didnt think that the heiress was into sciences or knowledge
she seemed pretty set putting her focus in social media X:?
but i mean she is the heiress after all
she can do whatever she wants and doesnt have to tell us what shes doing
X:o im amazed even if i dont quite understand what all of that really means
you sound like you know what youre talking about tho so im sure youve got a handle on it!

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let me break this dowwn in a wway your shrivveled up sponge might understand
just cuz you hate twwo things dont mean you hate both those things equally
say you hate twwo types of grub juice but one is particularly foul compared to the other evven tho both are fuckin horrible
wwhen it comes dowwn to drinkin one ovver the other you knoww wwhich youre gonna fuckin choose
youre the less shitty grub juice evven if you aint all that refreshin

uh
right
wwell she cares a fuck ton about it are you tryin to tell me you knoww more about her than me cuz youre fuckin pushin it gutterblood
no one knowws the heiress as wwell as i do

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yeah i guess that makes sense
thank you for the clarification X:)

oh um!! no i didnt mean any disrespect i know nothing compared to you!!!
its just her social media Xploits and latest memes are all over the news so
i just assumed she didnt have time for other things X:D shes really lucky to have you tho! someone who is Xtremely dedicated to his rites already!
im still training for mine but i havent really had a lot of time to practice lately X:?

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yeah np but dont expect me to dumb evverythin dowwn for you
i got better things to do wwith my time

[No he fucking doesnt.]

anyone is lucky to havve me if i may so humbly admit wwhich i may
speakin of bein lucky to havve me i got perfect opportunities for you to practice your rites wwhat wwith you becoming my servvant and all
youre wwelcome

[Yep. He's just decided Xefros is his servant right now. You're welcome lil rust buddy.]

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[Good thing Eridan can't fucking see his face because he is just... all kinds of grimacing and jitters.]

oh

[HE CAN'T SAY NO!!!!!]

sorry that seemed ungrateful
what i meant to say is thank you for this opportunity eridan!!!
i was never really great with balancing multiple duties so im really sorry if im not the best servant out there X:(