victory_road | video; olivine

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[Good evening, PokeGear. You JUST heard from this guy. Are you sick of him yet? No? Good, because he has more to say.]

Tracking down local law employment has hit something of a dead end. In the meantime... I have stumbled on a rather interesting concept.

[As the 'gear then displays a link to Staryoutube (THE NETWORK THAT STARS, YOU!). More specifically, the section of the site in which people display their tips on things such as fashion, and even makeup.]

As I understand, individuals display their ideas... and are paid for it, should they have enough people decide to watch.

While I continue to search for an opportunity to better the city in terms of criminal activity, perhaps you would be so kind as to assist me in remaining able to live indoors. [Shadowmaru are you plugging your *utube channel? You are. Oh my god. You are.] Just call me...

The Dark Wolf of Fashion~!

[He even gives a little flourishing bow as he finishes out the video.]

((ooc: shout out to Kit for assisting with this nonsense!))

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[Well, fortunately Jean was asleep the last time Shadowmaru got flashy on the network, so this is all new to him.]

You couldn't find any criminals to catch, huh?

I was... turned away from the local police force on the basis I'm not their type.

Whaaaaat? What IS their type?

[Outraged on your behalf!]

Blue-haired women named "Jenny", apparently.

So they won't let anyone else do it?

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I RETURN FROM THE GRAVE

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HUZZAH

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thats kind of a dumb name

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Excuse me?

i said its a dumb name

What precisely is wrong with it? It calls to my innermost being, the pinnacle of my AI!

it sounds like an animal documentary

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[not here, but...]

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You are definitely a man of many talents!

Remarkable, isn't it? Especially considering, I am, in fact, AI.

Yeah that's one of those things I still don't really get.

Hm?

Which part?

The whole 'AI'....thing. I mean, I know what it is, it just seems so crazy and can't possibly be real to me.

Even though I know it is.

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[This....is amazing.]

That sucks about the law enforcement. Um....can I ask how you went from the idea of keeping the peace to fashion tips on....youtu...sorry Staryoutube....oh god this place has worse puns then Jonas

Ah... simple.

Deep down, I have always desired to play to an audience. This seemed the quickest route about it.

There is little opportunity for such things, when you are a stealth unit.

Guess you get your chance now.

So do people just have to watch the videos and you get money from it?

So it would appear.

It seems like there should be some sort of catch, doesn't it?

Cool, I can do that.

[Or have them play in the background. Or let her pokemon watch them if they're not as hilarious as she thinks they will be.]

Maybe if they try to get you to sign anything, make sure to read it over like ....five times. Or ask if anyone here's a lawyer.

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I bet the reason's because you're not named Jenny. Seriously, at least half the police force could pass as an army of clones.

[He says it in jest, but there's a hint of truth to it. Seriously, the amount of Officer Jennies out there is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

Alongside Nurse joy.

More to the point...]

As for the whole fashion thing... what's your hook? What's your channel offer that others don't?

So I've heard. It's hardly fair! There could be dozens of qualified police officers out there missing such a chance.

[HUFF HUFF. This is so irritating. How dare some humans not recognize his innate, incredible detective skills!]

The critical eye of a detective, I should think.

Honestly? I'd argue otherworlders would make better cops than the cops here. Everyone's just too soft.

[He folds his arms, sighing softly. This happy go lucky world can be a pain sometimes.]

Precisely my point!

They refused to listen.

Ever thought about going vigilante? Taking the law into your own hands?

[This is a terrible idea, but. Better than being complacent, right?

Despite being an adult now, Riku still has his youthful moments. The dorkus.]