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[shiro2hero]

[It's been a while since Shiro made a video post. A really long time. And, it's likely, this one was meant to be something informative. Like his usual posts are. Or something trying to ask a question.]

[Literally anything but what shows up.]

[What shows up is a Furret. Wrapped liberally around someone's head like some kind of sentient scarf. It's... sort of unclear who exactly this is, except for the eyes peering through the Furret's coils.]

[One of them is twitching.]

[This probably wouldn't be recorded if it weren't for Shiro's Gallade, who takes this opportunity to peek on camera, laughing and pointing. Can you get a load of this? Blue seems to ask. He's so busy giggling, he doesn't notice his trainer starting to firmly (and gently) unwind the creature from around his face. Attempting to set it down. He gets one loop off, another tightens up. ... None of them are aware of the yellow eyes watching from a nearby tree.]

[Finally, Shiro manages to get it off, trying to st it on the ground yet again. The Furret just jumps back up. Wraps around his face.]

[And Shiro's yell of frustration is muffled by the very, very pleased Furret coils.]

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[schachmeister]

[Armin bites the inside of his cheek. He doesn't want to burst out laughing at Shiro's trouble, because that is pretty rude. But also, it looks hilarious.]

Are-- are you okay?

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Uh....Shiro? Are you alright?

[The answer is probably no but there's only so much you can do from over a screen.]

[forsaintcecilia]

[Kazuki wants to be helpful, but he can't help but snicker!]

When my Furret gets all wrapped around me, I pinch her riiiiight in front of her hind leg, and she lets go! Sort of where a dog does that leg-kick thing when you scratch them!

[hellablue]

[Chloe absolutely takes a screenshot of this, because this? This is prime content.]

Man, this is better than the shit I've watched on Staryutube all day.

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[notvaljean]

[You'd think the chime of an incoming text would just be spam, but you'd be incorrect. You'd also think that the name attached to said text would be Jean Kirschtein, but you'd be incorrect about that too. No, this is a text from ZAPPY!!!.]

[Hi, Blue! It's ya boi, Zappy!]

triangle dad has a new scarf!

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[whatsacactus]

[That's a familiar yell.]

Found a new friend huh.

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[tookashirototheknee]

Blue?

Did Shiro make a new friend and, uh, does he need rescuing from his new friend?

[In other words, what the hell is going on?]