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[shiro2hero]

[It's been a while since Shiro made a video post. A really long time. And, it's likely, this one was meant to be something informative. Like his usual posts are. Or something trying to ask a question.]

[Literally anything but what shows up.]

[What shows up is a Furret. Wrapped liberally around someone's head like some kind of sentient scarf. It's... sort of unclear who exactly this is, except for the eyes peering through the Furret's coils.]

[One of them is twitching.]

[This probably wouldn't be recorded if it weren't for Shiro's Gallade, who takes this opportunity to peek on camera, laughing and pointing. Can you get a load of this? Blue seems to ask. He's so busy giggling, he doesn't notice his trainer starting to firmly (and gently) unwind the creature from around his face. Attempting to set it down. He gets one loop off, another tightens up. ... None of them are aware of the yellow eyes watching from a nearby tree.]

[Finally, Shiro manages to get it off, trying to st it on the ground yet again. The Furret just jumps back up. Wraps around his face.]

[And Shiro's yell of frustration is muffled by the very, very pleased Furret coils.]

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[schachmeister]

[Armin bites the inside of his cheek. He doesn't want to burst out laughing at Shiro's trouble, because that is pretty rude. But also, it looks hilarious.]

Are-- are you okay?

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[shiro2hero]

[You know — the answer is probably an enthusiastic NO. But with the Furret in the way, there really isn’t much he can say.]

[Except gesture. Angrily.]

[DOES THIS LOOK OKAY, ARMIN??]

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[schachmeister]

Ah. Right.

[NO PROBABLY NOT.]

Uhm. Have you tried making Haunter lick it? It might get stunned and you'll be able to get free.

[He's kinda put on the spot here, so he has made the critical mistake of forgetting Furret is a normal type. FOR SHAME, ARMIN. FOR SHAME.]

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[shiro2hero]

[There's a noise that mostly sounds like "mmMMMngnffghh!!" Or something along those lines. But hey! It seems to work. Enough to summon up the ghost, at any rate.]

[Except then Haunter takes one look at the Furret and shakes its head. It pantomimes a lick, and then makes a "nuh-uh" hand motion.]

[Shiro's face buried in Furret just. Looks more and more peeved.]

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Uh....Shiro? Are you alright?

[The answer is probably no but there's only so much you can do from over a screen.]

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[shiro2hero]

[He’s so mad. But there’s no way he’s going to actually hurt this Pokémon. So...]

[He just wordlessly gestures. Does he look okay??]

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Yeah that's what I thought.

On the plus side that probably means you can still breathe.

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[shiro2hero]

[Yep. Breathing is still happening. He's not in any actual danger.]

[Save him anyway.]

Mmnnf.

[forsaintcecilia]

[Kazuki wants to be helpful, but he can't help but snicker!]

When my Furret gets all wrapped around me, I pinch her riiiiight in front of her hind leg, and she lets go! Sort of where a dog does that leg-kick thing when you scratch them!

[shiro2hero]

[Just... incoherent, angry muffled noises, Kazuki. Sorry, buddy.]

[He's trying to wiggle a hand free to make that attempt though. So at least the advice isn't going to waste?]

[forsaintcecilia]

[lol]

That one really seems to like you. I didn't know you had a Furret! Or are you just learning now that they love to snuggle?

[shiro2hero]

[That comment only incites furious gestures. Like GET THIS OFF MY FACE sort of gestures.]

[It's not his, no. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Again.]

[hellablue]

[Chloe absolutely takes a screenshot of this, because this? This is prime content.]

Man, this is better than the shit I've watched on Staryutube all day.

[shiro2hero]

[Blue does a little bow. Thank you, thank you. He is a very talented Gallade, yes.]

[In the background is a muffled protest. Which sounds something like "MMffhHhMmn!"]

[hellablue]

[insert aggressive snickering here

Chloe is allowed to laugh because this is the kind of shit Munchies would do, so it's fine right? Duh. Also laughing at people is the best kind of sin anyway.]

Today isn't your day, huh?

[She turns her attention to Gallade.]

He can breathe, right? I feel like that's probably important.

[shiro2hero]

[Blue is 100% on your side, Chloe. This is hilarious. He's not going to judge. Shiro probably would. Because WHY THIS??]

[The question makes Blue shrug. He assumes so? Because his trainer hasn't stopped protesting. That means he can breathe, right?]

[... those yellow eyes in the tree are kind of. Inching closer though.]

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[notvaljean]

[You'd think the chime of an incoming text would just be spam, but you'd be incorrect. You'd also think that the name attached to said text would be Jean Kirschtein, but you'd be incorrect about that too. No, this is a text from ZAPPY!!!.]

[Hi, Blue! It's ya boi, Zappy!]

triangle dad has a new scarf!

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[shiro2hero]

[Blue is so pumped! It's his bestie! His dear buddy whom dad doesn't let him see anymore, because Kuro wants to murder the Rotom.]

yeah yeah yeah yeah 1!!!

its SO FUNNY

it says it was scared and stuff but like um???? scared off what

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[notvaljean]

[Gosh, Kuro! GOSH!! A Rotom takes over Triangle Dad's arm one time--ONE TIME!--and suddenly it's a whole big THING that requires SUPERVISION and MONITORING! True fact: Kuro is a poop. It's not like Zappy even DID anything when he was in Triangle Dad's arm!]

yeah scared of WHAT

not triangle dad, he's not scary

maybe Blue?

MAYBE it heard stories about BLUE & ZAPPY??!?!?!

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[whatsacactus]

[That's a familiar yell.]

Found a new friend huh.

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[shiro2hero]

[Oh... Keith...]

[Sorry, buddy. Shiro can't come to the phone right now. But you know who can?]

[Blue can.]


HI SHAGGY
DADS BUSY WITH A FURBY

CAUSE WE R EXPLOR IN AND U R NOT HA HA I WIN

[whatsacactus]

weird calling him dad
dont


who says im not exploring

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[tookashirototheknee]

Blue?

Did Shiro make a new friend and, uh, does he need rescuing from his new friend?

[In other words, what the hell is going on?]

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[shiro2hero]

HI DAD2

UHHmmmm

idk maybe hes making anger faces
but dad always does so ???????

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[tookashirototheknee]

Oh, dear. Those angry faces never mean anything good.

What even is that pokemon on his face?

Also, can you get someone to help and not just laugh at him, please?