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ATTENTION, ALL~!

[Goooooooooooood early morning, Jhoto. Did you want to sleep? Too bad. Because Shadowmaru has an announcement. A sunrise announcement. Poised on the roof of a building -- it's a hotel in Olivine, because apparently, the Staryutube business is good enough to keep him afloat.]

It is with great honor, that I would direct your attention to the newest member of our little band of creatures.

[He bows to the screen, rolling his wrist to direct the camera... over to his Froakie and Growlithe. Both of them bow too, and gesture upward... to...!]

[A Yamask!]

A perfect, shadowy partner for a ninja such as myself, don't you think?

[Yeah, it would be perfect. If... you know. The mask it's holding looked normal. Instead it's a little odd. Both Growlithe and Froakie appear to notice this, and throw each other confused glances.]

Please, expect it to make appearances our channel in the future. I do believe it's the perfect specimen for palette testing.

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Alas, I've been discovered!

Or have I merely failed to properly introduce myself? As the Ninja Detective, Shadowmaru~?

[HEY WAIT A SECOND!]

We danced at prom!!! You had the super amazing purple suit!!!

Aha! So we did!

A pleasure to see you again.

Same!!! I went home for a little while but now I'm back! I'm glad you're still here!!

Did you now?

How did you accomplish such a thing?

No idea! Apparently I just poofed! And then I came back!

I see.

Do you recall anything of events leading up to your disappearance?

Mmmmnope!

[Mabel shakes her head.]

I remember being at prom and all those weird tentacle monsters came out of the holes in the sky-- [Excuse her while she wiggles her fingers ominously.] --and then I was waking up again at 'Mom's' house and I had new memories from home!

Like punching a unicorn!

How troubling. To think we may never fully understand what could cause such a thing... It makes our time in this world even more fragile, doesn't it?

[Wow, thanks, Shadowmaru.]

A... unicorn?

I mean, I guess so...but that doesn't mean you can't have tons of fun while you're here! You shouldn't think about it like that! Just think about it like a vacation with a 'to be decided' ending date! That's all!

[COME ON, MAN.]

Yep! She was a real jerk so I punched her and beat her friends up after she tricked my friends and I because I needed some of her hair.

A... vacation. No one has ever suggested a vacation to a member of the Brave Police before. I -- don't believe we're even allowed such a thing.

[Blink.]

[Blink... blink.]

That's -- certainly a different variation on the unicorn. Congratulations, I suppose, are in order?

Uh, sounds to me like you definitely need a vacation then.

[Seriously dude.]

You don't have a boss here so you get to make the rules!

[And now she strikes a pose, flashing a victory sign like Mari had shown her.]

Thanks!!!

You have a point. Neither Miniboss, nor the Commissioner are here... and to the untrained eye, even I, Shadowmaru resemble a human being.

No one would be the wiser.

[Dude you ARE a human here.]

A victory pose. Well done.

See! You should totally--wait what do you mean you resemble a human being?

[Did she miss something?]

Thanks! My big sister taught me last time I was here!

Do I not? I was under the impression the design was rather flawless.

[Did he miss something?]

Your big sister?

[She can't help but snort.]

Well yeah it's flawless you're super hunky but were you not human before?

[Throw her a bone here!!]

Yeah! Well, not my real big sister but she was my big sister here in the Pokemon world! She was the best!

I was not. My original form was that of a Super AI robotic detective.

[Plus he turned into a dog.]

Your adopted sibling then. How fortunate! Finding your own family as you go.

You're a robot?! A robot cop?!

[Her eyes are wide as saucers right now.]

That's AMAZING!!!

I was indeed.

My deepest apologies! I had assumed everyone was aware of my previous occupation.

I didn't know you were a robot that's all! That's so awesome holy cow!!

How big were you as a robot? Could you turn into anything else? Did your arm turn into a gun? Could you fly?

Surprise!

[He does include Jazz hands in the process, wow.]

Several meters tall. I had the most forms of any of the Brave Police -- but no, I did not use a firearm. Too loud. Too flashy.

And of course I could fly.

Most forms--what does that mean though?? You can't leave out the details! Spill it!

[It's said in a pleasant, gossipy manner because oh this is so exciting SHE HAS TO TELL DIPPER.

Assuming he doesn't know already.]

It means that I am the sole BP unit capable of multiple alternate forms. But they're secret. Incredibly secret.

I am sworn by the code of the ninja.

[No he's not.]

What--but--aw come on!!

[LAME.]

I can't even know a few of the secrets?

None whatsoever. I must maintain some sort of mystery.

[Be nice, you big purple idiot.]

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