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[secondhandsome]

[There's no video for this broadcast, just audio. Well. There's background noise, anyway, for a few seconds. Then someone awkwardly clears his throat.]

Um, is this... working? [Huh, funny. Isn't that voice familiar? The tone's a little off, but the sound of it's definitely the same as that Jack guy, right?] How... How do I know if it's...

Oh! Wait, the light's on, that probably means people are listening and... hearing me talk to myself... like an idiot. Great. Cool.

[...He quickly clears his throat. Right, yeah, let's not keep talking to himself like a moron, that's no way to make a first impression.]

I mean. Hello there, youuuuu, ah, lovely... people. Oh god, that was terrible. This is... Jack. Handsome Jack. That's... me. In the flesh. I mean, not that you can see that, but--

Just. Just got a quick question. I... These Pokémon things, they're supposed to be like... animals, right? Um. I'm just gonna turn on the video for this, one sec... [And then the video feed clicks on, showing off one very excited Ditto, smiling right at the camera.] So... Seriously, what the hell is up with this thing? This is just... I don't even know. Someone used some jello for a science class and something went wrong or whatever? It's kinda freaking me out a little...

[The Ditto doesn't seem bothered being talked about like this, still looking as happy as can be.]

I... don't really know what to do with it. Do I like... feed it? Does it eat? It doesn't look like it eats, but... don't wanna kill it by mistake.

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[atlasrising]

[ Okay, so this guy doesn't exactly sound like Handsome Jack. But it's enough to give Rhys some serious heartburn. He didn't know much about this whole 'world from other worlds' thing too great; it was vast and confusing, and gave him a bit of a headache. But holy hell. If there were two Jacks he had to deal with, Rhys was seriously going to go into hiding. There was way too much he had to deal with already.

He swallows hard, sending a little prayer to whoever the fuck would listen before he answers. ] I, uh. I...

...E-Eats what?

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[secondhandsome]

[Wow, man, this guy seems even more nervous than he does. And that's saying something.]

I mean... I don't know? That's kinda what I'm asking, I guess. I don't really know the biology of... whatever this is.