[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!
It is I, Gaige the
MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.
[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]
Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!
[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]
Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman.
[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]
And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.
[Back to cheerful.]
My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!
Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!