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[lordofthefries]

[Enjoy the front of someone’s shirt and their hands as they struggle to stand their ‘gear up against something stable. Luckily for the viewer, it’s a quick fight before the person stands back a few steps and reveals herself to be no other than Sasha with a giant, face-splitting grin. Behind her is a little pile of eggs, all looking the same as usual, but she looks utterly proud nonetheless and it’ll soon become obvious why.]

Noctis is a grandpa!

[Ah, there we go. Straight to the point with this one.]

I’m not..I’m only sort of a grandpa.

[Noctis appears from off to the side, very obviously trying not to look amused.]

You’re making me feel really old right now.

[Sasha purses her lips at Noctis, looking just as amused with no intention of backing down from teasing her bud.]

Well, you’re older than me, so I’m probably righter than you want me to be. You just don’t have white hair.

[Like certain other white-banged old farts who live in the house behind them.]

But we have eggs! Lots of them! And we’re giving them away! [Sasha steps to the side and waves a hand over the eggs like the the lady she’s seen on the games on the television.] Tell them what they’ve won, Bob! Er, I mean Noctis!

[He can’t help but snicker as he motions to some of the eggs.]

Pikipek eggs! At least that’s what these ones are--

[That trio of eggs there? Yep. Those are the ones.

Cue a sly grin on the prince’s face.]

--and since those are the only ones I’m responsible for, that means Grandma Sasha must know what the others are. Isn’t that right?

[Sasha’s nodding until Grandma Sasha hits her ears and then she turns, open mouthed to Noctis. How very dare!]

No, wait, hey! I’m not even eighteen yet! I can’t be a grandma!

[Yeah, like doesn’t the law say you get saddled with the grandparent label once you hit twenty?]

Anyway, I have some Ralts eggs! Peanut Butter and Jelly made some. Also Deerling eggs from Jean and Barbecue! And they’re all free! I don’t want any money for them.

[Because little does the public know, Sasha is trying to become the Kindest Person in Pokemonville. Giving things away without expecting anything in return is part of that.]

[Noctis, through all of this, has been snickering softly, quite pleased to have gotten Sasha momentarily riled like that.]

You guys should definitely grab an egg from her. They’re bound to be pretty awesome since all of her Pokemon are.

[That right there is the Noctis seal-o-approval folks.]

[Speaking of awesome eggs, here's the awesomest of them all, one that looks like it hasn't finished hatching completely waddling up to the 'gear to stick his grinning Togepi face in the camera. He trills happily before knocking the device off its surface down into the sand and just before the feed goes dark, one can hear Sasha's loud voice going:]

Omelette, no! Don't do th--


[ooc: Egg claim post is here! Sorry for the delay, folks.]

Comments

[lyingheart]

[ ... she's not wrong ]

Yes. They are.

[ Stupid and inspired in some cases, looking at Eren, but not less dumb about things. ]

I don't know about any one pokemon being able to do all types, though I've read and work with a dual-type myself.

[lordofthefries]

dual is that how you spell it what does it mean

[Come on, Annie. If you're going to make her read, at least explain the words you type!]

which one do you have

[lyingheart]

Dual means two in this case, so if you have a pokemon with two different types, they could be called a "dual-type" pokemon.

[ She can! She's willing to! Considering she's also the one staying just in text like a great big... social recluse. ]

A hoothoot, Arlert. She's dual flying and normal type.

[lordofthefries]

[Annie, please. Come out into the sunshine and be social. Sasha promises she doesn't know your super weird secret!]

you named it after armin

[Sasha didn't think Annie and Armin were that close, but maybe she wasn't paying enough attention.]

[lyingheart]

[ She sucks at being social, come inflict in on her, okay ]

I caught her under his recommendation. There was no other name that came to mind.

[ She briefly thought about changing the reason each time, just to fuck with Armin, but that sounds like a. too much effort and b. she's more inclined to be honest anyway. Just... as honest as she can be. ]

[lordofthefries]

[Oh, sure. Sasha will darken your doorstep bright and early every morning for a donut date.]

oh okay that was nice of you i'm sure he likes that what did you name your starter

[lyingheart]

[ ... damn, that'd work if she had a doorstep ]

He seemed thrilled. [ so... much sarcasm... here ] Ah, my starter? His name is Lute. He's an Absol.

[ Absol...lute. ]

[lordofthefries]

[Find one. Any doorstep will work.]

i would be too if someone named their pokemon after me it means they think a lot about you

[Which is why only three of her Pokemon have non-food names. Sasha only christens those with names of people who are truly important to her.]

why did you pick lute

[Ah, the pun is lost on Sasha.]

[lyingheart]

[ ... she'll see what she can do.

Now she's blinking and... kind of wanting to contradict this, though she can't. So she doesn't. ]

I suppose that's one way to look at it. Not that it necessarily says in what ways they think about you.

[ She can imagine a few pokemon with her name for very not-flattering reasons, though she doesn't know if that would really bother her so much as be a Fact were it true. ]

At the time, it was because of how absolutely weird everything was. He doesn't seem to mind. It was a step up from calling him Absol or You Have To Be Joking.

[ One day she'll learn lutes are musical instruments too. One day. ]

[lordofthefries]

well it must be in good ways if they name something theyll carry around with them a lot

i wouldnt name any of my pokemon shadis because i don't want to remember him like that

[Or at all. If she could forget the commanding officers all, that would be great.]

oh i see then lute is better than you have to be joking that kind of sounds mean

[lyingheart]

Could just leave one you don't like in the PC. Shadis the Exploud.

It would have been, and no one deserves to be named something that isn't much of a name at all. So Lute it is.