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[lordofthefries]

[Enjoy the front of someone’s shirt and their hands as they struggle to stand their ‘gear up against something stable. Luckily for the viewer, it’s a quick fight before the person stands back a few steps and reveals herself to be no other than Sasha with a giant, face-splitting grin. Behind her is a little pile of eggs, all looking the same as usual, but she looks utterly proud nonetheless and it’ll soon become obvious why.]

Noctis is a grandpa!

[Ah, there we go. Straight to the point with this one.]

I’m not..I’m only sort of a grandpa.

[Noctis appears from off to the side, very obviously trying not to look amused.]

You’re making me feel really old right now.

[Sasha purses her lips at Noctis, looking just as amused with no intention of backing down from teasing her bud.]

Well, you’re older than me, so I’m probably righter than you want me to be. You just don’t have white hair.

[Like certain other white-banged old farts who live in the house behind them.]

But we have eggs! Lots of them! And we’re giving them away! [Sasha steps to the side and waves a hand over the eggs like the the lady she’s seen on the games on the television.] Tell them what they’ve won, Bob! Er, I mean Noctis!

[He can’t help but snicker as he motions to some of the eggs.]

Pikipek eggs! At least that’s what these ones are--

[That trio of eggs there? Yep. Those are the ones.

Cue a sly grin on the prince’s face.]

--and since those are the only ones I’m responsible for, that means Grandma Sasha must know what the others are. Isn’t that right?

[Sasha’s nodding until Grandma Sasha hits her ears and then she turns, open mouthed to Noctis. How very dare!]

No, wait, hey! I’m not even eighteen yet! I can’t be a grandma!

[Yeah, like doesn’t the law say you get saddled with the grandparent label once you hit twenty?]

Anyway, I have some Ralts eggs! Peanut Butter and Jelly made some. Also Deerling eggs from Jean and Barbecue! And they’re all free! I don’t want any money for them.

[Because little does the public know, Sasha is trying to become the Kindest Person in Pokemonville. Giving things away without expecting anything in return is part of that.]

[Noctis, through all of this, has been snickering softly, quite pleased to have gotten Sasha momentarily riled like that.]

You guys should definitely grab an egg from her. They’re bound to be pretty awesome since all of her Pokemon are.

[That right there is the Noctis seal-o-approval folks.]

[Speaking of awesome eggs, here's the awesomest of them all, one that looks like it hasn't finished hatching completely waddling up to the 'gear to stick his grinning Togepi face in the camera. He trills happily before knocking the device off its surface down into the sand and just before the feed goes dark, one can hear Sasha's loud voice going:]

Omelette, no! Don't do th--


[ooc: Egg claim post is here! Sorry for the delay, folks.]

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[captainash]

I believe I heard the word Pikipek at some point during that banter?

[Ash most certainly does not look like he's barely restraining the remnants of laughter. Definitely not.]

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[lordofthefries]

[It's okay, Ash. They're both clowns. It's cool to laugh.]

Yes, you did! We have three of them. Their mom is a Toucannon and their dad is a Ditto.

[Which is Very Important Information in Sasha's opinion, even if Ditto doesn't actually have a gender to be considered a dad.]

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[captainash]

None of those crazy movesets, then? No matter. Being a Pikipek is more than good enough.

[Can't really discriminate against Ditto offspring when he trains one himself...]

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[lordofthefries]

No, sorry. I'm not a breeder so I don't know how to go for those things. They just made these eggs on their own.

Did you want one anyway?

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[lyingheart]

[ They're certainly lively, but in the end it's a theme in making that prompts her into typing anything as she takes a break for the moment under the shade of a tree. ]

All these food themed names, and then there's Jean?

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[lordofthefries]

[You know what, Annie? She likes you, but why do you keep making her read? She knows what you sound like already!]

well jean is my starter and she and our jean have the same hair so

[And then Sasha sends Annie a picture of both of them, side by side, so Annie can compare the terrible haircuts for herself.]

[lyingheart]

[ Which makes... more than enough sense for naming things. She ends up seeing the photograph and concluding Sasha's right about it, which is. Amusing, amoung other things.

Also here is Annie, forcing the cause of literacy. Much love, many kiss, how words! ]

I see the resemblance. What was Jean's response at the time?

[lordofthefries]

he was mad but then when is he not

[Well, he wasn't really mad, at least Sasha thinks so. But he definitely had a comment about her naming idea.]

she's a good deerling though she changes colors with the seasons

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[shiro2hero]

All right, so what does that make me?

[He's grinning though. He's very proud of you, Sasha.]

Congratulations on your eggs.

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[lordofthefries]

A great grandpa?

[She's pretty sure your Pokemon's kids have had kids, Shiro. Also the white hair sealed your fate in the Old Fart department.]

Thank you. I never had eggs before! This is eggciting!

[Oh my walls, did she just pun? This is the side effect of learning how to read via Matt.]

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[shiro2hero]

Hey, I'm not that old.

[But yeah, the white hair sort of seals it. Right?]

It's -- [Hold on. Did she just.] -- Sasha did you just make a pun?

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[lordofthefries]

[There's a mischievous grin that slowly spreads around Sasha's face. Oh yeah, it hit home.]

Maaaaybe.

[Your boyfriend is a terrible influence, Shiro.]

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[brokencode]

Congratulations, Sasha. I recall when Armin and I first discovered a clutch from our own Pokemon. It was... ah, quite the experience.

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[lordofthefries]

Thank you, Angel. Did you guys have a lot of eggs to deal with?

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[unwantedgirl]

[While she had been investing a lot of time in Ghost and Fairy Pokemon...]

Could I please take one of the Deerling eggs?

[They reminded her too much of Lindel not to have one of her own.]

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[lordofthefries]

[Hey, it's good to have a well-rounded team! Never know when you have to take down something that has a weakness to your Pokes.]

Yes, you may! What are you going to name it?

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[unwantedgirl]

[Chise smiles faintly.]

Thank you very much. I..think I'm going to name it Lindel, after a friend from back home. He traveled with caribou for quite some time before he started living with dragons.

[Action] BECAUSE I CAN

[thenightsky]

[Noctis can't help but start laughing as Omelette takes out the 'gear.]

He didn't break it did he?

He was helping!

[The ever helpful Carbuncle comes bounding over then, giggling in their heads as he nuzzles the little Togepi merrily.]

The best helper!

[Action] NO GET OUT

[lordofthefries]

[This poor 'gear. How many times has Omelette decided he needed to be the star of the broadcast? It's a wonder it hasn't cracked like a fellow egg yet.

Sasha brushes off the device, checking for damage. It's still in one piece so she's not mad. As if she could ever get mad at a baby.]

It's fine!

[She holds it up so Noctis can see it's all good. At the same time, Omelette raises his arms and trills something that Carbuncle might have to translate for them.]

YAY I HELPED!

[Action] NEVER

[thenightsky]

[Carbuncle giggles more.]

He's happy he got to help!

Yeah I bet he is. [Noct shook his head, grinning as he knelt down to scoop the Togepi up gently.] Little twerp! [Look, not even the mighty Prince of Insomnia can resist the charms of this adorable little egg.

But let's be real, Noct isn't exactly mighty or imposing so it's not surprising.]

What are you going to do with the ones you don't find homes for?

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[lordofthefries]

Thank you, Omelette.

[Even though knocking over the camera isn't that helpful, but if he's happy, Sasha's happy. And he's definitely happy and is showing it as he's picked up by Noctis, arms and legs wiggling into forever.]

Twerp! Twerp! Twerp!

[Oh good. The baby's learned bad words. Thanks, Noctis. What would Ignis say if he witnessed this?

To Noctis' question, Sasha frowns as she sits down on the sand, legs crossed in front of her.]

Probably give them to the daycare center. I mean, I'm keeping a Pikipek for when I give you yours back, but I think maybe someone out there hasn't seen our post on the network and might go looking for something at the daycare center instead. Plus the people who run it know more about eggs than I do, so it'll be better for them to go there instead of staying with me.

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[distantfuture]

[Well, since they're free and they don't require battling to capture...]

I'm still on the Sevii Islands, but I would like a deerling. I'll likely be able to travel soon, though, unless you're able to deliver?

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[lordofthefries]

I am too! Which island are you on? We're on Four!

[Come over, new friend whose name she doesn't know! They have snacks!]

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[distantfuture]

I'm on Five!

[He's been helping at the little kite shop. But snacks are always good!]

I'll see about getting a ferry after my shift, then.

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[lordofthefries]

Okay, we'll be here! Look for the beach house with all the Voltorb babies in front.

[Sasha swings the camera around and shows this guy the gaggle of Voltorbs rolling around on the sand. It's like a landmark for the Attack on Voltron Island House.]

You can't miss them!