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victory_road2018-09-29 11:24 am
lordofthefries) wrote in victory_road2018-09-29 11:24 am
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[Enjoy the front of someone’s shirt and their hands as they struggle to stand their ‘gear up against something stable. Luckily for the viewer, it’s a quick fight before the person stands back a few steps and reveals herself to be no other than Sasha with a giant, face-splitting grin. Behind her is a little pile of eggs, all looking the same as usual, but she looks utterly proud nonetheless and it’ll soon become obvious why.]
Noctis is a grandpa!
[Ah, there we go. Straight to the point with this one.]
I’m not..I’m only sort of a grandpa.
[Noctis appears from off to the side, very obviously trying not to look amused.]
You’re making me feel really old right now.
[Sasha purses her lips at Noctis, looking just as amused with no intention of backing down from teasing her bud.]
Well, you’re older than me, so I’m probably righter than you want me to be. You just don’t have white hair.
[Like certain other white-banged old farts who live in the house behind them.]
But we have eggs! Lots of them! And we’re giving them away! [Sasha steps to the side and waves a hand over the eggs like the the lady she’s seen on the games on the television.] Tell them what they’ve won, Bob! Er, I mean Noctis!
[He can’t help but snicker as he motions to some of the eggs.]
Pikipek eggs! At least that’s what these ones are--
[That trio of eggs there? Yep. Those are the ones.
Cue a sly grin on the prince’s face.]
--and since those are the only ones I’m responsible for, that means Grandma Sasha must know what the others are. Isn’t that right?
[Sasha’s nodding until Grandma Sasha hits her ears and then she turns, open mouthed to Noctis. How very dare!]
No, wait, hey! I’m not even eighteen yet! I can’t be a grandma!
[Yeah, like doesn’t the law say you get saddled with the grandparent label once you hit twenty?]
Anyway, I have some Ralts eggs! Peanut Butter and Jelly made some. Also Deerling eggs from Jean and Barbecue! And they’re all free! I don’t want any money for them.
[Because little does the public know, Sasha is trying to become the Kindest Person in Pokemonville. Giving things away without expecting anything in return is part of that.]
[Noctis, through all of this, has been snickering softly, quite pleased to have gotten Sasha momentarily riled like that.]
You guys should definitely grab an egg from her. They’re bound to be pretty awesome since all of her Pokemon are.
[That right there is the Noctis seal-o-approval folks.]
[Speaking of awesome eggs, here's the awesomest of them all, one that looks like it hasn't finished hatching completely waddling up to the 'gear to stick his grinning Togepi face in the camera. He trills happily before knocking the device off its surface down into the sand and just before the feed goes dark, one can hear Sasha's loud voice going:]
Omelette, no! Don't do th--
[ooc: Egg claim post is here! Sorry for the delay, folks.]
Noctis is a grandpa!
[Ah, there we go. Straight to the point with this one.]
I’m not..I’m only sort of a grandpa.
[Noctis appears from off to the side, very obviously trying not to look amused.]
You’re making me feel really old right now.
[Sasha purses her lips at Noctis, looking just as amused with no intention of backing down from teasing her bud.]
Well, you’re older than me, so I’m probably righter than you want me to be. You just don’t have white hair.
[Like certain other white-banged old farts who live in the house behind them.]
But we have eggs! Lots of them! And we’re giving them away! [Sasha steps to the side and waves a hand over the eggs like the the lady she’s seen on the games on the television.] Tell them what they’ve won, Bob! Er, I mean Noctis!
[He can’t help but snicker as he motions to some of the eggs.]
Pikipek eggs! At least that’s what these ones are--
[That trio of eggs there? Yep. Those are the ones.
Cue a sly grin on the prince’s face.]
--and since those are the only ones I’m responsible for, that means Grandma Sasha must know what the others are. Isn’t that right?
[Sasha’s nodding until Grandma Sasha hits her ears and then she turns, open mouthed to Noctis. How very dare!]
No, wait, hey! I’m not even eighteen yet! I can’t be a grandma!
[Yeah, like doesn’t the law say you get saddled with the grandparent label once you hit twenty?]
Anyway, I have some Ralts eggs! Peanut Butter and Jelly made some. Also Deerling eggs from Jean and Barbecue! And they’re all free! I don’t want any money for them.
[Because little does the public know, Sasha is trying to become the Kindest Person in Pokemonville. Giving things away without expecting anything in return is part of that.]
[Noctis, through all of this, has been snickering softly, quite pleased to have gotten Sasha momentarily riled like that.]
You guys should definitely grab an egg from her. They’re bound to be pretty awesome since all of her Pokemon are.
[That right there is the Noctis seal-o-approval folks.]
[Speaking of awesome eggs, here's the awesomest of them all, one that looks like it hasn't finished hatching completely waddling up to the 'gear to stick his grinning Togepi face in the camera. He trills happily before knocking the device off its surface down into the sand and just before the feed goes dark, one can hear Sasha's loud voice going:]
Omelette, no! Don't do th--
[ooc: Egg claim post is here! Sorry for the delay, folks.]
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