Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

[pidge_out]

[That... Yeah, that's not terribly helpful. But clearly Marco means well?] i'll keep an eye out for her

yeah, they are. did they offer you a room to sleep in yet? haha

[She's joking, but. She doesn't put it past them, either.]

[lyingheart]

There's no real alternative.

Either way, thanks.

[sunspotted]

[ he means the most well. ]

i will get her to send me a picture.

not yet, but i do have a bed in FCAB, so that's where i've been staying.

[icecastlemadonna]

Those poor Growlithes. They're no match for the power of body spray, I guess.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to worry about sending me something while you're still traveling...

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Dude, I'm flattered? But I'm not really looking to date anybody anytime soon. It's not you, it's just that last time I tried to date anybody it turned into a whole huge mess. I'm kinda just working on myself right now, y'know?

Sorry.

[shiro2hero]

Can't complain. Everything's quiet. Everything's crawling with Voltorbs.

The usual.

video;

[shiro2hero]

That's a mental image.

[He keeps the expression as neutral and calm as possible. Maybe even a little amused, around the edges. He's trying. He really is. Trying to make things right, here, just by acting like nothing's wrong.]

[But then he shakes his head.]

Hey, you don't have to. I'm not getting anything from Pidge. Tell me you guys aren't actually in trouble with the law.

video;

[sassymaru]

You wound me, darling.

[And then he laughs outright. Delighted.]

Wound me, and then save me. I am truly honored.

[im_a_leg]

Okay okay, how about also, no one is hurt, no one is really in any trouble and Lance seems happier?

Also look at my face. Just look at it.

[He's gonna lean in reeeeal close to the screen. Like, close. So close, Shiro.]

Do you see my pores? Cause I don't. Lance had us use these face mask things and they're amaaazing. My skin is baby soft.

[shiro2hero]

... Yeah. Yeah, that does help. Thank you.

[He actually smiles. It's kind of a miracle.]

[You know, until suddenly it's up close and personal time with Hunk.]

Hunk, I'm. Honestly not sure what I'm looking for, here.

[im_a_leg]

That's just it, man. You'd be able to see it if I was there.

Do me a favor -- next time you have a mirror look in real close. You'll be able to see like, your pores and all the gunk that's in it. Lance tooootaly cleared it out.

Pidge's was really gross, by the way.

[shiro2hero]

You're making this whole "looking real close" thing sound... really unappealing.

[pidge_out]

No mischief in the house now that we're gone?

[pidge_out]

i guess not

you're welcome. good luck?

[pidge_out]

[A good boy, clearly.]

FCAB? what's that?

[pidge_out]

eh, we were just messing around a little. no harm no foul

[shiro2hero]

Nah. All quiet on the Islands.

Pretty empty house without you guys.

[pidge_out]

Don't worry, we'll be back before you even know it.

[She thinks. She hopes. Lance does seem to be feeling better, so... maybe?]

[shiro2hero]

Take your time.

We're all right here.

[lyingheart]

... Thank you.

[ For all she believes it has nothing to do with luck one way or another, it's the polite social standard to say thank you when wished well. ]

Same to you three on your travels.

[ ... Good conversation Pidge, would converse again! ]

[bertall]

I don't think they see it that way. They're trying to work, aren't they? If I had people coming up to me while I was trying to do my job at the shop, I don't think I'd be too happy.

[pidge_out]

they had no issues with us just taking pictures with them literally right before that. we didn't do anything that would've gotten in the way of doing their jobs.

[bertall]

The picture of them chasing you.

[pidge_out]

you mean the one that was taken right after the picture of us posing with them. maybe five minutes apart.

[sunspotted]

fiddlefords coffee and banjos. jean said it's the name of the coffee shop he and bertolt run.