Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

[im_a_leg]

[In every single photo that looks potentially dangerous -- like them running from the Jennies, Lance doing treacherous balancing acts on a bicycle, etc, Hunk has commented with an addendum]

Don't worry! We're all safe and okay! Well, except after the chubby bunny contest some of us might have thrown up.

ACTION?

[pidge_out]

[Pidge sees Hunk's addendum and glances over at him with a slight smirk.]

Shouldn't the post itself be a sign that we're all safe and okay?

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[shiro2hero]

[Just. This face.]

[pidge_out]

[First there's a quick "Guys, shut up, it's Shiro--" and then Pidge's face appears, waving at the camera with a casual smile.]

Hey Shiro! How's it going back on the island?

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[spacebaloney]

[Oh, hey. He hasn't texted Shiro since he left the house so this feels kind of awkward considering their lass conversation. That and Lance still hasn't found himself like he promised Shiro.]

What?

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[im_a_leg]

It's fine! It's all totally fine! We're eating and everything. It's like a camping adventure, really!

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[icecastlemadonna]

[Yuuko's missed being able to see people's photos online on a regular basis. Maybe she should find out if this world has something similar to Instagram.]

These are some fantastic pics! It looks like you're all having a great trip. And Lance, I need to know how you make those masks for future reference. ╰(✧∇✧)╯

I hope you didn't get in too much trouble with the Jennies, though! [Just don't do anything illegal, kids.]

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[spacebaloney]

and give you my proprietary formula?????
LE GASP

sure, why not
anybody can make it if they got the stuff in their kitchen

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[spacebaloney]

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[partiallysquirrelblood]

So, I know I'm new here, but I just wanted to pop in and say that these are all really great!

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[pidge_out]

Oh- [Pidge grins, though there's a bit of a shy twinge in her smile. New people are still hard for her.]

Thanks. We've been on the road a while now, the pictures all kind of just piled up.

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[spacebaloney]

[New, she says? Clearly this means no one has warned her about the Blue Casanova.]

And I wanted to pop in and say that you're great too, Beautiful.

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[tookashirototheknee]

[Oh, look, it's Matt in his office, utterly dying of laughter.]

Do I have to send bail?

Sounds like you're having lots of fun, though.

[pidge_out]

[That makes her burst out laughing, but she still manages to wave a hand dismissively.] Definitely not! But I do need you to call Shiro off the hunt. We're not fugitives on the run, we swear.

We really are, actually! I think we all needed this.

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[spacebaloney]

No bail, but you could send money for more peanut butter because someone over here ate it all!

[He's certainly not pointing at Pidge, no way.]

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[lyingheart]

[ Honestly it's not the first time she's now seen photographs spammed on here, and it's a bit odd in that sense where she still doesn't recognise any of these people, but amidst all the camaraderie that leaps off the screen she has one question: ]

What was on your faces in that one photograph?

[ There ain't no beauty masks, if plenty of beautifying things, where she's from, so. What. ]

[pidge_out]

you mean this?

[She puts up another picture of them wearing the masks, this time with them all making goofy faces at the camera.]

it's one of lance's skin care things. he could definitely tell you more about them than me. that's really not my forte

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[spacebaloney]

it's my top secret all natural and organic facial mask
guaranteed to beat back the crow's feet and the smile lines
it makes acne shit bricks with its power

it also doubles as a hair conditioner

[Please be gentle when you break it to him that there's no such thing as conditioners back in Hell World.]

hot sauce picture

[sunspotted]

[ in a comment regarding the picture: ]

what are you guys eating

[pidge_out]

hot sauce

of varying levels of spiciness

[spacebaloney]

bravery sauce

as you can see, pidge is a punkass

[She's so going to beat his ass.]

video; at the face masks

[sassymaru]

Oh? Is someone treading on my Staryutube fame? How unsavory.

[... Shadowmaru, if you're going to pretend to be mad, you should at least look like it. Smiling doesn't do it.]

I expect a full report on those masks of yours.

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[spacebaloney]

No report. Not for you, buddy.

[Look, he has enough people making unhappy faces at him. Lance will take a smile.]

I'll do you one better and send you an actual jar.

jostling the jennies

[bertall]

I... don't think you should be bothering the Jennies like that. They tend to take things pretty seriously.

_{[He went through their little academy last year! He knows!]}

[pidge_out]

eh, we were just messing around a little. no harm no foul