Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

[tookashirototheknee]

I can distract Shiro, no problems.

[Don't ask how, Pidge. You really don't want to know.]

Good. I'm so glad that you guys are reconnecting and relaxing, or... whatever you're doing.

[pidge_out]

[It's sex, isn't it. It's totally sex, ewww.]

Or having fun? [She offers that with a little smirk, amused.]

I'd say that you guys must be having fun without all of us to bug you, but that looks like your office and not your bed.

[tookashirototheknee]

I'm just getting a few last things tied up here. You know me. Can't take a break to save my ass.

[He smirks.]

Although, I can't say Shiro and I haven't taken advantage of the fact that there aren't that many people in the house.

[pidge_out]

No wonder you and Shiro work so well together.

[And then she makes a face, playfully sticking her tongue out in mock disgust.] Gross. Please get that all out of your system before we come back for candy.

[tookashirototheknee]

Birds of a feather and all that.

[He wrinkles his nose back at her.]

You do realize that whenever you end up in a relationship, I'm going to tease the hell out of you, right?

[pidge_out]

Oh, is that permission to up the ante?

[tookashirototheknee]

[He raises an eyebrow at her, smirking.]

It just might be, sister dear. But be prepared for the backlash.

[pidge_out]

Do your worst, Matthew.

[tookashirototheknee]

Bring it.

We haven't had a good sibling war in ages. What was our last one about anyway? Was it the planet war over Pluto?

[pidge_out]

Yeah, the whole intergalactic war thing has kind of taken precedence.

It was totally about Pluto. Because it's technically a dwarf planet and not an actual planet, and don't you dare start up with me again about that.

[tookashirototheknee]

Planet. Totally a planet.

Come on, Pidge. Can you really call a poor little planet that has a heart on it not a planet? It's not lesser than anyone else!

I've been out there, you know. It's a planet.

[pidge_out]

I absolutely can, and I'm calling it a dwarf planet because that's what it is. Until the day it's cleared its neighboring region of other objects the way the rest of the planets in our solar system have, it's a dwarf planet.

[And then she throws her arms out in a "Come at me, bro" kind of gesture. It's very reminiscent of Lance.]

[tookashirototheknee]

You have no romance in your heart.

[Yes, that's a grumpy face right there.]