Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

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[spacebaloney]

[icecastlemadonna]

[Don't use your memes on her, young man!!!] So you didn't get caught? The Jennies' Growlithes are really persistent trackers, from what I hear.

That'll depend on what stuff I actually have right now...I'll probably need to do a grocery run soon.

[spacebaloney]

[He will use his memes on whoever he pleases!!!]

nope
we're too good
also apparently growlithes don't care too much for the smell of axe


how about i send you some?
i can make some more

[icecastlemadonna]

Those poor Growlithes. They're no match for the power of body spray, I guess.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to worry about sending me something while you're still traveling...

[spacebaloney]

sucks to be them
they'll know better not to chase after the amazing lancey lance next time

yuuko, that's why we have pidgey express and fed-exeggcute
if we can get pidge's peanut butter shipped to us on the road i can get some masks to you

[Also other things like some hand creams, conditioners, some nice warming eye masks and snacks because hell if Lance is sending her a skimpy box.]

[icecastlemadonna]

Well, I can't say no to that point.

But if you're ever passing through Mahogany Town, you're welcome to stop by my place! I can cook something up for you if you want. [If he's willing to send her that much stuff, she has to return the favour somehow.]

[spacebaloney]

and even if you did i'd still send it
they don't call me tenacious for nothing

[No, they don't, Lance. No one calls you that. Annoying, however....]

sure thing
i can probably swing by and bang on your door for candy later this month too
or i think
you're from japan, right?
you guy do halloween there?

[icecastlemadonna]

Kind of? People like to dress up on Halloween, but trick-or-treating hasn't really caught on there. Which is too bad, because I know my girls would love it. [And they wouldn't be above playing tricks, either.]

Though...aren't kids the only ones who go trick-or-treating?

[spacebaloney]

why don't you buy a ton of candy and make them knock on all the doors in the house so you can throw it at them?
probably something my niece and nephew would like so it could work on them too

yeah and?

[He's totally a kid, Yuuko! He can't even legally drink yet! He's still in what passes for high school!]

[icecastlemadonna]

Now I'm picturing it being like the opposite of Setsubun. [Instead of the kids throwing beans at the dad who's dressed as an oni, it's the parents throwing candy at the kids in costumes...]

Well, I was just under the impression that teenagers didn't go trick-or-treating. [And isn't Lance 18 already?]

[spacebaloney]

what's setsubun?

teenagers are still kids

[So what? SO WHAT, YUUKO. YOU CAN'T EAT ALL THAT CANDY BY YOURSELF.]

[icecastlemadonna]

Oh, it's a holiday we have every February 3rd. For us it's the day before spring starts, so there's this ritual where one member of the family wears an ogre mask and everyone else throws roasted soybeans at them. The idea is that you're driving bad luck and evil spirits out of the house for the coming year. [Naturally, the triplets have a lot of fun throwing tons of beans at their poor dad every year.]

I guess that's technically true... [She's fine with giving out candy! She just wants to be sure she knows who to give it out to.]