victory_road | Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks.
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera.
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies.
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

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No report. Not for you, buddy.

[Look, he has enough people making unhappy faces at him. Lance will take a smile.]

I'll do you one better and send you an actual jar.

You wound me, darling.

[And then he laughs outright. Delighted.]

Wound me, and then save me. I am truly honored.

You know I do.

[Have some fingerguns, Maru.]

Hey, just looking out for my fellow man. I can't have you broadcasting in 1080p with dry crepey skin.

I would sooner die.

[Than be unpleasant to behold. Someone has priorities.]

And I will be certain to thank you for your contribution as soon as the video goes live.

[Please don't die, Maru. That would make Lance sad. You're quickly becoming one of his favorite people.]

Send me some subs, dude. I need to get my views up if my channel is going to go anywhere. I'm never gonna be trending if my only likes are from that lady who thinks she's everybody's mom.

[You two can be fabulous bros together.]

But of course!

... Perhaps sometime, we might collaborate. Both of us would win, in that instance.

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