Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

[spacebaloney]

you don't earn wrinkles, man
wrinkles are evil and need to be prevented with moisturizer and sunscreen
which i am getting the feeling that you don't use either

how are you not bald when you don't use conditioner?
like the tangles should be yanking your hair out from the roots
ay dios mio
do you even know what shampoo is?
do you use bar soap on your hair?

[Shit, he's crashing. He's losing it. The horror of washing hair with hard bar soap is just too much for Lance to comprehend.]

yeah it's me
but who are you
other than the person who won't try a burrito because they're afraid of spice

[lyingheart]

Because I don't use either. I don't know what the hell sunscreen is, and moisturizer sounds way outside of my paygrade.

I'm Annie, and I would love to take you through wilderness survival training sometime just to watch this crisis over hair care in real time. With only bar soap allowed.

And no spices you didn't find yourself. Lance.

[spacebaloney]

hard pass
i just spent half a year in space and no way am i willingly going to go that long without my holy grails
and how are you a girl and you don't know what sunscreen and know that you can find cheap moisturizer because something is better than nothing at all?

oh and by the way my mom would strangle me if i ate bland food so again, skipping that

[lyingheart]

[ she resists asking if his mother would also strangle him for being a presumptive asshole, because that's not fair to his mother. ]

My world has none of these things. Instead of trying to understand why people aren't familiar with what's obvious to you, you actively insult me and anyone else from a different background than the one you know for not having had the same experiences as you did.

Let's not repeat this experience in the future, if you don't mind. My delicate feminine sensibilities won't bear up under the strain.

[spacebaloney]

[Oh, she totally would. His two older sister would as well. Please rest assure this is all Lance being a normal idiotic teenage boy and has no bearing how the quality of his raising.]

where do you live that doesn't have any of this
i'd like to make note to skip it
and no one's insulting you
i'm just saying most girls know about that stuff
even pidge knows about sunscreen and moisturizer even if i have to pay her in cookies to use it

are you always this uptight?

[Where is Shiro to slap Lance upside the back of his head?]

[lyingheart]

[ Annie has walked away from this conversation, so Lance never has an answer, but oh. She marks him as an irritation and owed at least one version of a slap to the back of the head one of these days. ]