☄ Video 005

[maybeitsmabelline]

[It's late evening when the video appears on the network and whoever's behind the 'gear is trying to stifle giggles as they focus the camera on a bench underneath a streetlight. A shiny Zubat is settled on the bench munching on berries that are being brought to it by a much larger Golbat who practically has hearts in his eyes as he waddles up to the bench and drops more berries before the lovely lady.

The Zubat inspects the new offerings and that's when the camera person finally speaks.]

Will she accept his tokens of affection? So far she's been so coy! So picky!

[It comes out in a low whisper though anyone familiar enough with her will know that it's Mabel.]

I've been watching this love story unfold for the past two days and it's been magical!

[The Zubat let's out a happy squeak and takes a bite out of one of the berries which prompts the Golbat to do a little jig in excitement. The camera goes a bit crazy for a second as Mabel let's out an excited squeal, fumbling to turn it around and press her face right up into it now.]

Guys guys GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT?! IT WAS SO CUTE!!!! EDGAR AND BELLA ARE SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIE YOU GUYS!

[Sorry not sorry.]

Comments

[partiallysquirrelblood]

I don"t mean to burst your bubble or anything? But vampires aren't usually beautiful and tragic. Mostly they're just big jerks.

And sometimes they're Dracula cows with Dracula capes.

[maybeitsmabelline]

...Wait what? Dracula cows???

[Mabel's just staring now, kthx.]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Dracula cows. I feel like it's mostly self-explanatory?

[It was weird. Excessively so, even. But it was also a pretty simple concept.]

[maybeitsmabelline]

Where did you run into Dracula cows??? And how is that even possible?!

[partiallysquirrelblood]

The how? Dracula was running around the countryside and got hungry. He started running around looking for people to bite and suck the blood out of, as Dracula does. He couldn't find anybody, so he decided to get an extra rare steak. So rare it was literally still mooing.

Anyways, the cow ended becoming a Dracula. She ended up getting loose and causing a bunch of havoc a while back. I had to beat her up and lock her back up on the farm so she wouldn't turn anybody else into Draculas.

[maybeitsmabelline]

[Mabel just stares for a moment.]

But..Dracula is one person. You keep saying Draculas like they're a species or something. That's really weird.

Wait! Is the cow okay though? If you locked her up, is she able to get food? It's not her fault that vampire turned her into a vampire!

[partiallysquirrelblood]

She had a Dracula cape with a Dracula collar and was bitten by the actual Dracula. She's clearly a Dracula.

[Also Doreen is really weird.]

Don't worry, she's fine. She's on a farm. An actual farm. I try not to hurt animals unless I really have to. I'm a vegetarian.

[maybeitsmabelline]

....You mean a vampire. Dracula is like..one vampire. The vampire!

Well that's good. At least she has a safe place to live!