8 ∅ [Text/Action for Ecruteak Inn]

[callbacks]

[TEXT:]

currently taking your hottest exorcism tips
the top five submissions get a prize
the prize is whatever i get out of these boxes of abra jacks and if thats not your idea of a good time im sorry because theyre all i got stashed in this closet atm

if this is punishment for cultural appropriation at the festival im gomen
but can we maybe stop
onegai shimass

[ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK:]

[The great (???) thing about the ghost currently haunting Dave is that, for the most part, it stays out of sight, meaning that with everyone else distracted by their own phantasms, Dave managed to spend the whole day yesterday blatantly not acknowledging it, only twitching at its constant presence at the edge of his awareness. But after no sleep the entire night--negative sleep, probably, it's possible he will never sleep again, fuck every molecule of his being--he's just grabbed some foodstuffs, marched into the inn room closet, and settled in with his eyes shut, hugging the cereal boxes to his chest.

At least he can pretend Bro's not there, in the dark.]

Comments

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

[John is not a ginger and Hanna's curtains match the carpets.]

I have no idea who John is, but I half expect you to say Jurassic park wasn't a gift to the world. Or like, the Fifth element.

[callbacks]

no
i cant do this
you like ghosts and magic and probably you think matthew mackonahey has a good face

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Young Matthew Broderick is more my style if I had to pick a Matthew. Mackonahey has wicked cheekbones that I think only work with like, one person I know.

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you fight with a hammer dont you

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

[What the fuck...]

Uh...Is John's last name Cross? Cause this is getting fucking weird.

[callbacks]

no its egbert
how do you feel about nicolas cage

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

[A beautiful light guides the way out of the darkness!]

Gross.

[callbacks]

oh ok i guess we dont have to update the timeslime paradox family tree then

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

...Do all Egbert's like Nicolas Cage? Cause man. That's unfortunate.

[callbacks]

next time i see his murdered father ill ask i guess

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Wow...you kids have pretty tragic lives. [Are you okay Dave? Jesus.]

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maybe somethings got to balance out our god level fly looks and general state of delirious radness

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Uh...sure.

[What is modesty? Hanna doesn't even know what to say to this. But...maybe some day he can ask Dave for a god level fly makeover. Or something. Cause he needs it bad, dude.]