[Track 1]: Route 29 || video

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--Oh, hey, it records!

[There's a pale, black-haired young woman on the network today, inspecting her new 'Gear. She has a little Noibat chilling in her mass of hair like an adorable bat-shaped barrette. She studies the Pokegear seriously for a moment or two before noticing something else:]

Oh snap, and it broadcasts! Sweet!

Hey! Barkeep guy! You were right, that Mom lady was really weird! She gave me a lot of snacks, though, so that's cool.

But, uh, I kind of. Already ate them all? Look, I got carried away, okay? Does anyone know if there's anything else to eat on, what is it, Route 29? Besides the berries, I mean. My girl here - [she gestures to her new Noibat pal] - really digs them buuuuuut I still think they seem kinda suspect. For me to eat, that is. Thanks, peeps!

[Marceline: Out!]

Comments

[ghoststanning]

Oh hey, nice to meetcha! There's berries on Route 29! But uh, don't eat those. Trust me, I tried them.

[Eating every single berry just to see what it does to him probably wasn't his proudest moments of all time.]

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Oh yeah? What happened?

[Give her the deets, man!]

[ghoststanning]

Well without getting into grips detail, I passed out for a whole day and I couldn’t taste anything for a solid week!

But it was worth it to confirm my suspicions about the berries!

[c: totally worth getting sick.]

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I mean....sure, I guess you could've done that. Or I bet you could've asked the locals. Locals in new places are usually full of good information just like that.