[Track 1]: Route 29 || video

[colorpalatable]

--Oh, hey, it records!

[There's a pale, black-haired young woman on the network today, inspecting her new 'Gear. She has a little Noibat chilling in her mass of hair like an adorable bat-shaped barrette. She studies the Pokegear seriously for a moment or two before noticing something else:]

Oh snap, and it broadcasts! Sweet!

Hey! Barkeep guy! You were right, that Mom lady was really weird! She gave me a lot of snacks, though, so that's cool.

But, uh, I kind of. Already ate them all? Look, I got carried away, okay? Does anyone know if there's anything else to eat on, what is it, Route 29? Besides the berries, I mean. My girl here - [she gestures to her new Noibat pal] - really digs them buuuuuut I still think they seem kinda suspect. For me to eat, that is. Thanks, peeps!

[Marceline: Out!]

Comments

[be_notorious]

Yeah, pretty torn on it actually. On one hand, I'm gonna miss crunchin' into a bunch of three-eyed punks to teach 'em a lesson. On the other hand? Fresh air. All the food you can eat. [Those voices not being in his head.] No magic space police military to deal with? I'll consider this a vacation.

[colorpalatable]

Heh, yeah, the food's pretty great, huh? That's definitely worth a lot!

[She says this as she is steadily becoming more and more filled with regret. Hitting her poor inexperienced stomach with all of those snacks all at once was a major mistake, and she'll be paying for it in a bit but...

Worth it.]

I've already got peeps recommending restaurants and local specialties. This is gonna be such a good vacation!

[be_notorious]

My recommendation is anything but the berries. If it's meant for human consumption, then it's probably good as Golden Age here.

Speakin' of which, lemme know how that food hunt goes.

[colorpalatable]

I will absolutely let you know how the food hunt goes. This adventure is gonna be sick!

[Metaphorically - in the future - as well as physically, in the present. She may not have to eat a single berry to experience all the joys they provide humans if how she's starting to feel now is any indication.]