[Track 1]: Route 29 || video

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--Oh, hey, it records!

[There's a pale, black-haired young woman on the network today, inspecting her new 'Gear. She has a little Noibat chilling in her mass of hair like an adorable bat-shaped barrette. She studies the Pokegear seriously for a moment or two before noticing something else:]

Oh snap, and it broadcasts! Sweet!

Hey! Barkeep guy! You were right, that Mom lady was really weird! She gave me a lot of snacks, though, so that's cool.

But, uh, I kind of. Already ate them all? Look, I got carried away, okay? Does anyone know if there's anything else to eat on, what is it, Route 29? Besides the berries, I mean. My girl here - [she gestures to her new Noibat pal] - really digs them buuuuuut I still think they seem kinda suspect. For me to eat, that is. Thanks, peeps!

[Marceline: Out!]

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Oh. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Some ghosts can be real jerks.

[Weird, for some reason she was expecting this guy to be way more dull than he is? Could previous reports of his overwhelming nerdery have been greatly exaggerated??

Or does Marceline have a soft spot for nerds?]

What kinds of stuff did you learn from them?

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[You haven't reached the worst part yet, Marceline. Ask Venkman about his Slime Experiments.]

...Well, we've learned that most ghosts--at least, those that are human in origin--tend to have some sort of "unfinished business" in the living world or have suffered a violent, or otherwise emotionally tumultuous death, as previously theorized by fiction writers.

We've also learned that people general don't like ghosts in their business, for a lack of a better term.

[He peers at the screen.]

Do you have ghosts or otherwise supernatural entities in your dimension?

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Oh, yeah, ghosts, ghouls, mummies, zombies, demons...well, the demons mostly stay in the Nightosphere, and the zombies and mummies generally stay in their various coffins and sarcophagi, but most ghosts are pretty chill to hang. Ghouls can be kinda touchy.