6. Video | Fuchsia City

[starry_forehead]

[Hey pokemon world, there's a cardboard sign in front of the camera. It reads, Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. You can also hear a lot of kids in the background. And the sign goes away to show...yup it's Dipper. He's standing inside what looks like a kids restaurant.]

Welcome to the first pokemon world edition of Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. We're on, Anomaly number 13 "The Pizza Parlor." Now I know what you're thinking. Dipper, this is totally just a normal place, where kids come and play games, eat pizza and learn to fear animatronics, right?

[The Camera shows scenes of all three of these things, ending with a creepy looking animatronic Mienshao. It is dressed like a ninja and very purple. The camera goes back to Dipper and you can see the group of animatronic ninja pokemon in the background.]

Wrong! This is no ordinary pizza place. I found it on a map that I got at the end of the last summer for doing the scavenger hunt. So there's definitely something different about this place. Plus I've been hearing some rumours since I got here about strange things happenin-

[Whatever pokemon is holding the camera seems to make a noise and Dipper glances behind him. Have those animatronics moved? Probably not. He looks back.]

So we're going to investigate the place and see what we can find out!

[And we go to Dipper investigating the place, talking to people. And probably something you at home might note is that the animatronic Mienshao Ninja, now seems to be orange. And around. Like a lot. Like Dipper is starting to notice. He glances over at the camera as another person almost runs off, claiming that nothing is wrong here he just really needs to leave NOW. Totally nothing to do with animatronics! Also don't work the night shift here!]

Okay so there's something....huh, we might be getting lost, Moon. I think we've passed this one a few times.

[Dipper scratches his head and then turns around.]

Well so far there's the usual, the animatronics are creepy but that seems to be it. ...Maybe Nephelis just really liked pizza and-

[And as the camera looks away there's a zapping noise and a scream and then the camera drops to the ground. The gear is dropped and there's a sound of a fight before Dipper manages to grab the gear back up. He looks slightly singed. There's also very angry Gothitelle who had been holding the camera till now. And may have just attacked something.]

I knew it! It's....

[The camera is now pointed at a beat up, now purple again Mienshao ninja animatronic. With a smug looking Rotom floating above it.]

Really!? Well I guess that explains the weird rumours, since I got here! Faraday, really? This was-

[There's suddenly a voice in the background. Apparently someone heard the fight]

"Hey, what happened to Ninja Nickie! She's all beat up!"

Uh...and that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Tune in next time and maybe we won't be filming this from a jail cell... Run!

[Dipper will pull the Rotom in the pokeball and make a break for it with his other pokemon. So much for the first episode.]

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[insidescoop]

Hohhh..!

Those things really can just take over anything huh..! [Impressive! And potentially alarming, since she's pretty sure her Rotom egg is close to hatching!!]

Uh... ....I hope you got away?

[Fingers crossed?]

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[pkemeter]

[Egon watches the stream with interest--after all, investigation into any sort of incidents that can be considered paranormal activity are bound to reveal something about the world. More importantly, it's genuinely exciting to see a younger individual be equally as interested in uncovering the mysteries in the Pokémon world.]

If I may make a suggestion? Invest in a Silph Scope or any other devices that can pick up on spectral or supernatural activity. Although one should rely mostly on physical observations, it doesn't hurt to have that second opinion.

...Beyond that, however, this is an excellent way to record and catalog your research, lest anything unfortunate happen. You're well on your way to be an excellent parapsychologist.

[Did he...just imply that Dipper might die during one of these???]

What other strange occurrences or locations have you investigated so far?

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[neverstudied]

[... He will never say this out loud, but that was kind of adorable. It's reminding Venkman of every single time he's seen kids try to play "Ghostbuster", or the ones that try to sneak into the firehouse to poke around the place.

Or that one kid he gave experimental dangerous equipment to, because he's terrible at knowing how to be a good influence towards children.]

Not bad, kid. You've got experience with this sort of paranormal investigation stuff, huh?

... They put kids in jail here?

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[schachmeister]

[Please don't end up in jail again, Dipper. ]

You got a map from Nephelis too? I didn't know anyone else got one too.

Which marker on the map is this? I haven't been there yet.

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[thedifferencebetween]

Ya know, you outta hone your stealth skills, kiddo. Less getting jumped by asshole Pokemon that way.

And cops. Way less cops.

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[thegreenhornet]

If you get locked into jail shoot me a message and I'll break you out of there.

[Britt says, saying this in video with his face and all, because apparently leaving evidence is the way he rolls]

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[sociallychallenged]

Well, that's not creepy as hell or anything. But Jesus, I've not seen a fuckin' Pizza Parlour with a stage show since the mid teens.

Everybody over there alright that's not a cross between Chuck E Cheese and Master Splinter?

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[keep_surviving]

Oooh, someone's quite the delinquent, huh?

[Diana's smirking down the device.]

Breaking into private property and destroying their stuff.

Fuck yeah, teenage rebellion.

[Diana no.]

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[colorpalatable]

Soooooo...what was the tip-off that this place had some weird biz going on, exactly?

[ghoststanning]

Hey sometimes you gotta risk property damage to get to the bottom of the supernatural!

[Please don't listen to Ray]

And wow, I knew about Rotom and the various electronics they like to possess, but it's amazing seeing this little guy control a whole animatronic! I gotta try that with Crackle some time!