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[bent_the_world]

So hey...

Did anybody lose an over-sized armchair?

In the ocean?

Because one washed up on shore today and I think it's the weirdest thing I've ever found washed up.

[Korra turns the gear and that sure is a very soggy and sandy armchair, half on it's side, right on the wet part of the beach. It's hard to tell what color it is aside from 'dark', and stuffing is oozing out. That is one sorry chair.]

I'm pretty sure this falls under my domain, and I really don't know the proper disposal protocol for chairs the sea doesn't want anymore. I'm thinking burn it when it's dry? I know Iquniq is voting for that idea.

[The stocky Arcanine does look preeeettttty eager to set the wreckage ablaze.]

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[be_notorious]

I think that one's done for the world, sister. If I can't even think of a way to salvage it it, then it's in a real sorry state. I'd just enjoy the bonfire.

[He'd sleep in a Hydra corpse and he wouldn't even sit in that.]

[bent_the_world]

Oh no, it is definitely getting scrapped. That's gotta be a safety hazard or something.

[be_notorious]

Who the hell dumps armchairs in the ocean anyway? Someone was real pissed about their cohabitor's decor or there was a hell of an accident out there.

[bent_the_world]

It could have been a Pokemon that did it. Maybe a Wailmer really wanted an armchair...

[be_notorious]

Do Wailmers do that?

You'll have to excuse my naivety. Still gettin' acclimated to this an' as far as I know giant sea creatures could absolutely need themselves an arm chair.

[bent_the_world]

[Korra makes the universal mumbled, run together sound for 'I dunno' and shrugs.]

Pokemon do weird stuff, dude. You never know. That's pretty much the way to look at it.

[be_notorious]

[Drifter squints, twisting his face up.]

Actually, come to think of it, they ain't no weirder than half the people I know.

I haven't seen a single one of 'em break into a dance and throw themselves off a cliff for the fun of it.

[bent_the_world]

Well, I've seen them do the break into dance part...

[be_notorious]

Medium grade entertainment for all the immortals running around back home. Amazing how people take to dyin' freely when there are nigh on no consequences.

Damn fool behavior if you ask me, but I guess whatever floats your boat.

[bent_the_world]

I dunno, there's no consequences here and people are pretty careful...

[be_notorious]

I can't argue too much with it, I guess. Consequences or no, if it weren't for damn fool behavior I'd be out of business.

[bent_the_world]

Do I even want to know?

[be_notorious]

People like that like to take risks. And you know what? They put on the best shows because they ain't afraid to get out there.